Why is Nintendo so afraid of progress

Why is Nintendo so afraid of progress

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Its literally trannies and gays reading subtext where there wasn't and then getting upset at being wrong.

Either that or just straight up fanfiction and shipping to the point where nobody even gives a fuck if it's canon or not

>streaming audience
the real crime here

It's not Nintendo, it's china and russia that threatens to ban the game because gay is bad

define progress

>he's not as passionate about fish as he is bugs so all the fish models suck ass compared to the bug models
I don't care if there's an in-lore excuse for it, this is still retarded

>gay is bad
Umm hello, based department

Partners clearly meant business partners from the start

based fuck trannies and fuck jannies

Why are trannies like this?

>to the point where nobody even gives a fuck if it's canon or not
so just regular fanfic and shipping ?

>SJW and neckbeard sitting next to each other on Twitter
>Hey, I saw some cartoon animals with an debatable relationship status
>So anyway, what do you wanna do today?
>The same thing we do everyday, get outraged and throw shit at each other over nothing.
Why don't you two just fuck already?

3pbp

C.J. is straight up annoying to me, I think if there wasn't this widespread headcannon he would have 1% of the positive attention he has received so far.
I think people would be complaining he's aggravating instead of drawing porn of him.
Special treatment just because they think he's gay.

>LGBT shit in an E-rated game

Gee I wonder

When a company does throw them a bone and imply someone might be trans or gay, they really like to rub it in our noses, or at least the shitposters here really like to rub it in our noses. I remember when Celeste had some pill bottle and there was 20+ threads about it.

>Game has to have a gay in it or I will REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well played Nintendo. They tricked LGBTP

The Jap version literally says they're friends so there should never have been any fun to begin with, but they're so desperate to twist innocuous words like "partner" and "bond" to their agenda.

they were always meant to be business partners, people are just thirsty.
still gonna cum buckets to flick and cj porn

Nintendo is fucking BASED. Go back to your gay consoles sonytards.

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imagine being so up your ass that you start to project your disgusting shipping faggotry onto reality. why don't these ultra faggots make their own shit? oh thats right, it doesn't sell.

Nintendo allowed treehouse to scrub all trace of gender from the character creation screen
These people achieved the ultimate victory and still find opportunity to complain.

I don't mind gay art and shipping but acting extremely cocky by saying it's totally canon seems a bit too much

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Nintendo didn't even imply they were gay or trans though, they assumed it and got mad when it turned out to be wrong. They did the same thing with Kass from BotW.

What do you call these people? Is there a name for them? The LGBT tranny art fetish fanfic subspecies?

>all the players
This isn't real.
Sauce on that monster?

You can play in Japanese

LMAO trannies btfo again

>roommates
basically married

This. They'll never be satisfied even when they get their way.

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>i can't identify with this cartoon animal unless he's also a homosexual

BRO WHY AREN'T THESE TWO HAVING HARDCORE GAY SEX IN THIS KID'S GAME ABOUT COLLECTING BUGS AND FISH. WHAT THE FUCK BRO THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO RAW DOG ONE ANOTHER WHILE THE VILLAGER WATCHES I HATE THIS ANTI LGBT GAME!!!

Hahahahahahah
Fags btfo. Nobody likes you, the people that claim they do only keep you around as a token gay friend and for virtue signalling. They will always secretly find you and your kind disgusting and immoral, they wont ever admit this since laws and social consequences exist thanks to (((those))) that profit from having you around.

Hollow Knight Silksong's Lace

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holy fuck there's so much projecting in this thread it's almost sad

>Give CJ three Oarfish expecting a big, cool looking model with a dynamic pose
>It's tiny and curled up in a completely unnatural way

Because they're uninteresting twats who think gender and sexual attraction are defining character traits that demand being put under a spotlight. They fill the void of their missing personality with fat cock instead.

>That guy who tries to ruin Persona 5 threads because the Royal release made Ryuji disgusted with crossdressing.

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Nintendo says Trans Rights!

Lace from Hollow Knight: Silksong I believe

>slightest representation
Is this implying there is little to none besides hopes for this game?

Bigger question is why do they need to be represented in every single piece of media no matter what it is? I'm a Bong and you don't see me demanding English things in all media all the time and these fucks want this shit in games for kids? when I was a kid I didn't give a fuck about sexuality, it was all about Skeletor and will he finally beat He-Man.

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It is.
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I don't think he's meant to be likeable. I'm pretty sure he's meant to be a parody. The dialogue and his actions hint at him being a poser and kind of a failure. He's the butt of a joke about streamers.

Gays and trannies are a fucking cult and should be treated like one.

Is it so wrong to be a bro with your bro without it being sexual?

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>a black man
>posting negative statistics about another group or minorities
holy fuck the irony.

aren't these trannies too old to be playing animal crossing?

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don't worry resetera will force nintendo to rejoice
because resetera always wins

Because the real reason they become trans at all is for the attention. They don't actually give a fuck about their perceived mental gender, those are just stereotypes they're clinging to and refuse to reform the idea that they can be flagrantly faggots without mutilating their body or deluding themselves with false facts.
They want to be seen. They want people to clap for them and praise them and tell them they're brave and just.
These people would be happy with pity.

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Stop repressing everyone is really gay you were taught false gender roles.

No.
Normal men have the concept of brotherhood down.
Gays, trannies and women dont and are typically ousted because they take any opportunity to make it about themselves.

Because it's the thing now, fellow bong.
Just like how everything has to included mixed race families.

why does everything have to be gay as fuck all the time now

remember:
>If the game was made in Japan and the script was originally written in Japanese, then we question what's canon to what the Japanese script says. this applies for other countries and languages
>Don't treat headcanon as fact, this is especially true if the headcanon is often thought up by several people

Flick is still so blatantly gay that I don't know why they think that there's something to bitch about. Besides 59% of them needing something to bitch about besides themselves, I mean.

>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST LUST FOR THE SAME SEX
>haha penis go in butt

Does Animal Crossing have any couples regardless of orientation? I mean it's one thing to have gay acceptance, but it seems like people are pushing sexual related topics into shit that is otherwise very asexual in order to normalize homosexuality. I think that's what puts off a lot of people who would otherwise have no problems.

>kass

Funny since some male bird species are more colorful than their female counterparts

Holy shit, link or picture?

Isnt kass a father?

It's a form of validation. No one claims that GB doesn't exist and Brits are just mentally ill.

the belief in soul and magic isn't progress, even if you castrate yourself to prove your faith.

How is putting a dick in a male ass progress

Thanks anons.
Hilarious

>Muh black
Read Sowell. Like always the american are truly the one to blame.

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user, that's so not tolerant of you.

Even if it did have heterosexual relationships then that would just be the norm. Heterosexuals are the majority and only ones who will and can reproduce.