How will they fuck him up?

how will they fuck him up?

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He'll be looking super Asian which will trigger cumskins

they will take away his cigs

By making his airship point-and-click fast-travel instead of actually being able to control it.

He will call Barrett a nigger

Japanese eroge humor is immune to sjw critique. He'll be slapping Shera on the ass and calling her a skank with no issue.

Easy. He won't be playable.

Time jannies stop him from verbally abusing Sherra.

>He'll be looking super Asian which will trigger cumskins

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Super attractive. Like full on fabio gay.

They might give him this time a proper reason, to join the gang.

he wont be an asshole to shera

This is the most likely result. They will replace it with a toothpick like they did in KH. He will still have the Dynamite limit break just to fuck with us.

how will they make him better

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>how will they fuck him up?
By not releasing the next part, lmao.

He’ll die and Shera will join the team instead, to please the girl power crowd, and she’ll be a sweet submissive fetish character for the waifu crowd

President Shinra smoked in about half his appearances in FFVIIR and his cigars were on display in the museum.

Try harder.

cringe

Sounds like a win win for everyone.

Try what harder? Are you okay?

He will be a full-on simp for Shera instead of abusing her for ruining his dream.

He looked oddly prettyboyish in the ending cutscene of the original game. I guess it was the lack of detail on those models.

the "fuck-up" is in the plot derailing, not the characters or their development. those are both spot-on when put side-by-side with the original game even in light of certain things not happening or some things happening way too soon. Yas Forums's so up its own ass about the remake that i've seen more than a few times the sentiment "UGH these people don't know the characters they're writing", blissfully unaware it's the same hunch-backed apes that wrote the characters in the first fuckin' place twenty years ago

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People can change for the worse, user.

and Yas Forums thinks it knows better which hasn't changed and won't ever change

Other way around user. They'd actually encourage him to do it.

they'll make him sound like a 60 year old when he's only 30.

They wont gay up his dialogue with Vincent enough. If he isnt 60% vitriol, 35% falling asleep and 5% kinda thirsty, i'll be disappointed.

You'd have to be completely unfamiliar with even basic concepts of drama and writing in general to not consider the remake a complete narrative blunder when compared with the original.

Cid will be great, I’ve got no doubt about it. The problem will be the part in the story where you have to use his rocket ship to sling shot around the moon fast enough to slam into Meteor which will open a portal that you have to ride your motorcycle into using the lifestream bridge to enter the dreamscape and recruit Sora to go back in time and fight Mecha-Heidegger with Zack’s help in order to stop Aerith from killing herself.

Why can't you stop thinking about cum?

how will he be battle wise?
longer range?
swinging his spear all fast like?
jumping?

Remove sora and that sounds pretty kino to me

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>blissfully unaware it's the same hunch-backed apes that wrote the characters in the first fuckin' place twenty years ago
You do realize Nomura wasn't the writer 20 years ago, right?

damn you stupid. Did you even play the game? hes a fucking dragoon class

Nomura isn't the writer this time around, either. He's the director.

He literally wont be in the game
Think about it, sephiroth knows exactly what is going to happen and wants to prevent the party from stopping him.
Why would sephiroth not just murder cid immediately? If they dont have an airship they cant get to the northern cave or anywhere else.
I dont know why everyone thinks theyre going to stick with the "faithful remake" lie, the story has clearly changed now. Anything can happen.
Sephiroth would be an idiot if he didnt just kill cid right now.
It also lets squenix get rid of an unsavory character, a so-called hero who beats his wife.

it uses the original game and the assumption that you've played it as a basis while providing enough context and setting foundation that you'll still be able to follow the story even if you're completely new. the writing's silly (all final fantasy games have silly writing, the original game had silly writing) but the whispers as a force aren't considerably out-of-place compared to the rest of the setting and they provide a direct and to-the-point reason for the remake's changes and why it isn't following and won't follow the original game's story. "you're unfamiliar with basic writing tenets to think this is any good" is a shitty cop-out dressing up personal grievances as objective and fundamental problems to the work itself

how will they do it in remake is what im asking shitlord.