a certain ring
ohhhhhh
incomprehensible
miyazaki please
A certain ring
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yes indeed. it was called elden ring
>abandons you when you need him the most
ohhh
i doubt you could imageine!
Elden Ring? More like El Dead Ring
What do you think Miyazaki was thinking when Georgie-boy told him his ideas about 'a magic ring!'?
fuck off tripfag
Just how much rape and incest do you need in a dark fantasy action game??
He looks like he’s about to abandon his new ip
Shouldn't Martin write on his book?
No. I already grew up.
ohhhh
ohhhh
elden ring
There he is again.
what was this
He's stuck, can't figure out the tax policies.
oooohh...*cough*...
he doesn't know how to end it. he gave the show some shitty notes he had and saw the terrible reaction it got so now he has no idea what to do
also he's basically notch during minecraft alpha taking vacations and working on other things all the time
This seems like a collaboration that is destined to be shit. GRRM is known for writing pages of words to describe trivial details while the story in past From Software games have typically had subtle story-telling.
The actual events that happened during the ending weren't that bad, the issue is that the execution was poor and the writing had considerably declined since season 5 when they ran out of source material.
awoooooooooooooohhhh
elden ring
awohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ELDEN RING! ELDEN RING! ELDEN RING!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH!!!
OOOH... ooh… oh, OOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOHH!!! ELDEN RING
ELDEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
AH *slam slam* (slam)! *raises hammer* (hammer)! AH *slam slam* (slam)!
*raises hammer* (hammer)! GOOD MATERIAL!!! AH *slam slam* (slam)!
OOOOHH!!! I WANNA SMASH DAT GOLDEN, TIGHT HOLE!! *raises hammer* (hammer)! AH *slam slam* (slam)!
.9167 GOLD, 03 SILVER .053 COPPER. 1/2OZ OF PURE GOLD!!! IMAGINE HOW FUN IT WOULD BE TO MANHANDLE THAT TINY RING!!! I‘D JUST WALK AROUND THE SMITHY LOOKING FOR THINGS TO BEND IT WITH AND SHATTER IT!!! OOOOOOH THAT TRAILER WAS SO HOT! OOOH!… oooh… OoohOOHhoOho!!O!!!OOOOHHH!!!! YOU ARE TEASING ME WITH THE SILENCE! TEASING ME WITH ONLY ONE TRAILER!!! OoOOOHH!! MORE! ELDING RING!! MOREEEE!!! THAT FAKE TRAI---- NooOOOOO!“!!! HUURRRRRR!!!!! DURRRRRRR!!!!! IT WAS NOT REAL!!!1 OH… IT‘S NOT OUT YET! THE FAKE TRAILER REMINDED ME!!!1 THE RING AND GAME TOO…
E L D E N R I N G I S N O T R E L E A S E D ??? HUURRRRRDURRRR !!!!!!!!!REEEEEEEeeEEEEEEeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
FUCK! THIS! I GIVE UP! I GIVE UP SUCH A 10/10… wh… what? Look? The ring. It‘s on the tip of my dick? The ring is on my dick‘s tip! OOOH THE RING IS MOVING DOWN!! SLOWLY!!! ALL THE WAY TO THE BASE! UUUUUUUUUUHHH !!! AND UP AGAIN! THE RING IS JERKING ME OFF! I FEEL SO RELIEVED…. THE WORLD IS NOT THAT BAD! OOOOOOOooOOOOOooOOOOOOOOHHH!! HURRR!! THE RING IS WITH ME!! OOOOOOOOOHH!!!! I DID IT, MIYAZAKI!! OOOOOOOoOOOooOOOOOoOOOooOOOOOOOOOOHH!!!!!!!!!! I CAN DO IT!!! I CAN BREAK THE ELDEN RING!!! OOOOOOOoooOOOoooOOOooOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!
MIYAZAKI-SENSEEEEEEEI!!!!! OOOooooOOOooOOOHHH!!! SEKIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! OOOOooOooOOOoOOOoooOoooOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOooOOOOOOOoooOOO DEMON‘S SOUL!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOooOOOoOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAY MY WISH COME TRUE!!!!!!!!! TO THE ELDEN RIHHHHNNNNG
oohhahahahahohhhh
>Miyahacky and Fat Fuck collaboration
match made in heaven, into the trash it goes
Will elden ring habe Denuvo?
jon snow, the pretty much guaranteed subject of the retarded prophecy mentioned constantly in the book, built up to be the one man mentally and physically capable of facing down the night's king, doesn't even get to fight him let alone kill him
i'm all for plot twists and shit but that's just literary cucking
I've heard of Xbox revealing new games on may 5th
>George R.R. Martin
aaaand dropped, GoT is literal normie trash for "people" who'd buy tickets for capeshit