Why aren't you paying an egirl to game with you?

How is this real

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Sure but only so I can have a full server of people to not interact with

I assume it means per game. Which is pretty fucking miserable for hourly pay, since Overwatch games apparently take around 20 minutes.

Sure but I think this people only play overwatch and probably are pretty bad at it too

>$1 for a game of Overwatch
>In competitive this can be 20-30 minutes if the clock gets run down

Wow, $2-3 an hour if I never take a break. What a fucking steal that is.

I hate ethots but I've been thirsting for a black gamer gf as of late

I'll give it a go

shouldn't they use flattering photos?

>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE $4 AN HOUR PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
>HOW DARE YOU COMPARE THIS TO XQC OR FORSEN THIS IS DIFFERENT
>THEY'RE WOMEN

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uhhhh bros
egirl.gg/

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Braces are cute.

On a personal level, I find it obnoxious that anyone can make a lot of money just being cute on the other end of a webcam.

heh. I knew Overwatch was an easy game that even housewives could play. Too bad, I don't play it anymore and I sure as hell don't be want to be cucked

Probably game. How long are overwatch games?
Honestly I'd pay to get a decent team for a 1-1.5 hour long match in competitive CSGO or something. Not girls though, they're terrible at games.

>remembering the golden age of having like 8 friends playing so would always have at least one person to queue with if not a full team
Now no one plays. Not even me.

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>A lot of money
>Playing Overwatch for, at most $3 an hour if that G stands for per game

shut the fuck up simp and kys

can i pay $1/hour for them to grind for me in an mmo without me present

>Probably game. How long are overwatch games?
In casual modes maybe 10-15 minutes. In Competitive about 20, maybe 30 minutes if every round plays for most of, or all, of the round timer.

man with 0 social skills now have medium to interacti with people without directly talking to them

any girls or cute traps here want to play some vidya with me? i'll buy you a game or something

XQC and Forsen are equally shit, retard wojakposter

Not bad. $2/hour is more than I would pay for some random ethot though. I'd want a total bro tier gamer who gives good vibes, bonus points for ones who play instruments and keep spirits up by playing meme songs during loading screens.
Oh god I miss those days so much.

Unless they give you a sex show after, what's the point? This is why cucks and simps are a problem, they flood the market with their faggotry

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Do they do requests? Like can i hire them to act like they are my sister while playing or something? Then i hire another one to act like my sister too, schedule both for the same day and time, trade their information, now they both think they were hired by each other and both are pretending to be sisters like fucking dumbasses.

Not bad if you're desperate to buy a team but you'd have to be retarded to be the one selling this. There is nothing fun about playing a game on someone elses terms with no control and getting paid literal fucking peanuts for it.

I have 0 social skills and am a lonely piece of garbage. I would not pay even a dollar for this.

I would PAY for them to come over to my place and give me head while I play videogames. But that isn't this.

>Brainlets and incels see simpbait e-prostitution

Exceedingly low-IQ. When the bugs are worked out of this system, I'm gonna pay for a full team of e-girls to play a private match against my friend, who will also play with a full team of other e-girls. We will maximize our autism and strategies to see exactly who can reign supreme in an easily formed pseudo-competitive setting with the human equivalent of low-powerlevel bots. After that, we'll pay them to play duels against each other, Gladiator styled, promising cash payouts for whoever reigns supreme.

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1$/g but you have to add 100$ tips

they aren't offering to play your favourite dead game you have to pay these cunts to play fucking overwatch.

Eh, if I were going to be playing without a team anyway may as well get a couple dollars out of it right. Do they have one of these for guys who are actually decent at games?

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Genius user. Try it out.

>egirl.gg/
They have a section of the site for guys
egirl.gg/egirls?id=7&topType=&type=female

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These are the bottom barrel whores. Of course, if you want quality service like pic related it's going to cost you.

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>50
This bitch better carry 100% of the games.

yeah that's on a different budget completely not to mention the logistics

this is a different niche

Who would even buy the male ones
Simps are out of the question

why would I pay an e-girl when I can just fail at games with my gf lmao

Holy shit you better be carrying me straight to Grand Master for $50 a fucking game

Gay simps?

>no user, females aren't cruising through life on turbo easy mode with cheats on :^)
>not all females are cancer user :^)

Shame it's only for overwatch, I don't want to pay for a shit game.

Also what is this guy's racket?

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faygits

however let's say I'm trying to finish my promos or close to ranking up to where I can quit after, instead of going for a full coinflip random team I can partner up with a master+ bro for 1 dollar and have an easier time, doesn't sound bad

Well the rank icon says she's Grand Master ranked so with the current trash balance of Overwatch it can probably be nearly solo carried by a FotM main from silver to platinum.

I mean, I'd dish out the grand to fly bottom right out to my place for a couple days of dick sucking.

But thats kind of my issue. This is low effort. Whats the value? I feel like its becoming easier and easier to make money without actually doing anything. Yeah these girls are a dollar a game but they are PUG tier anyway, so why play?

Would you guys pay me to play with you? I'm not a chick but I'm an average dude. I could pretend to be your good buddy and shit.
Think theres a market for being like a dude friend to people without friends or do I gotta have tits?

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they have other games there too but the amount of players is really, really small for the other games

I couldn't find any nigress qt outside of OW

All i wanted is a quakefu

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How much to see their pps?

I dont want a pretend friend. Who would? Thats what youtubers like Redlettermedia are for. For people to feel like they have friends. If you wanna make money playing games, be good enough to carry through competitives. That market has existed for decades and has always been profitable.

>tranny with dead, soulless eyes
Checks out

Would you play minecraft with this gentleman?

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user....

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holy shit I remember this site from years ago but not many people used it
looks like a lot people use it now

Honorable ethot

it's VERY cheap and people are very lonely

A RL friend of mine actually shows up if you google this "practice" and she met her husband there. It's still ethotting, but I guess there's always a chance

>You will never have a happy vanilla relationship that ends in impregnation using consensual sex in the missionary position with Glimmers

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Yeah but redlettermedia is for people who want two watch 3 gross people talk about dumb shit. I could talk to you about your day or tell you its ok to be an autistic neet.
Give me egirl money.

absolutely yes

A Grandmaster Baptiste could serious carry someone from bronze to diamond right now given a) how SHIT the lower brackets are and b) how busted Baptiste is with a skilled player

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She met her husband on this fairly new website?

yeah I saw her but there's issues

>claims to be top500 support
yeah surely that's on her support talent and not some simp carrying her ass. if you're going to claim shit like this let me play with the guy boosting you

>over 130 reviews
too many other simps feeding her shekels

>overwatch
no thanks

That will never happen with glimmers, do you see that choker?

I mean, thats basically what friends are. A couple retards talking about dumb shit. And I'm not a girl, I don't want to talk about my day. My day was I worked 12 hours and now I want to eat and get my dick sucked.then go right to bed. Can you help me with those?

I want to cum on Glimmers' braces.

no, they met on fiverr, which clearly was the inspiration for egirls.gg

I never said it was on egirls

i rather pay dudes to code a fully functional girl AI that also can play videogames.

>yeah surely that's on her support talent and not some simp carrying her ass. if you're going to claim shit like this let me play with the guy boosting you
Are you retarded? No one can be carried in Top 500. Carrying dies Master, you cannot be down a skilled player after that

Imagine not having friends to play with AHAHAHAHAHAH

Should a cute boy try this website? Asking for a friend..

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>bambless only plays valorant and teamfight tactics for the past month

fucking yuck

what site is this forreal wanna check some of these whores out

Boys ar egay lmao

I see shes achin for me to reenact one of those "break my choker" porn memes.

>actually white knighting for thots in Yas Forums
yeah OW is really tough she must be quite the gamer

>Selling yourself as a gaming service when you're fucking Silver ranked
The fucking gall of that bitch

Bambles is the cutest one on there.

Fight me.