What is the correct choice of wife in Stardew Valley?

What is the correct choice of wife in Stardew Valley?

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none, all of them are used goods

theyre all ugly

>marrying a literal fucking sprite

cringe as fuck, you need to have sex irl user

MGTOW

It's Abigail.

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the only cringe here is you, user. the amount of projection seeping out of your post is almost palpable

Penny

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what is this?

Haley

someone post it

Not him, but I hope its a mod for the game

An improvement.

single

Shane

maru if it was her old sprite

The men.

Made by weeb pedos for weeb pedos. Disgusting.

Krobus

Leah

Still prefer Emily. She was consistently the friendliest and most positive character in the game, and made you feel welcome from the first time you met.
This alone made me feel better when most of the other NPCs gave me the old shoulder early on.
Simply put, I did not need to buy friendship with Emily; she was always there for me.
Plus she has weird hobbies which are pretty interesting.

female portrait Alex

Emily, none of the of the other girls interested me

Haley is perfection desu

is this game a huge pointless timesink filled with busywork?

Abigail is a big tiddy goth gamer GF.
Emily is a lib left crystal healing retard.
Haley is a blonde bimbo fuck toy.
Leah is a sporty fit hiker creative chick who doesn’t wear make up but will spread her legs for you in a secluded meadow somewhere.
Maru is mixed race mongoloid nigger who everyone thinks is smart but actually she just steals electronics and claims she made them.
Penny is a reachable and impressionable daddy issues girl who you can mold into a dependent submissive slut and mommy for your kids.

Abigail is best if you want an actual companion that shares your interests and big tits.
Emily is best if you’re a masochist and want to argue about if astrology is real and get divorced in a few years.
Haley is best if you want to face fuck an airhead in pink lipstick while slapping her tits.
Leah is best if you want to move off the grid and build a log cabin then lay your log in her pussy away from the world.
Maru is best if you don’t want to be happy and only want social justice points for posting online about “my mixed race wife and I” while you get a vasectomy and drink onions.
Penny is the best if you want a good Christian household with an obedient wife and well behaved children.

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The tomboy goth biker

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Yes.

You just described literally every video game ever made.

Just go for whoever you think looks the hottest.