"Next into the Tank is user, with his new indie game idea that he promises will revolutionize video games."

It's like a mix between Dwarf Fortress and SMB3.

>a PC port of Resident Evil Outbreak with Steamworks-integrated multiplayer

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Right, so we make an idol game using dwarves as main characters, and then the Mario characters will be like their stands. You with me so far?

>That one episode where a guy shows up and tells them about a camera on a doorbell
>They all say it's a stupid idea
>Dude nobody would ever buy that lol
>Nobody invested
>Guy named his product Ring
Who's laughing now?

Now here’s the sell: RPG elements

A VR furry porn game with expensive and proprietary game-integrated fleshlight.

>expensive and proprietary
Now, I'm listening...
Do you have a patent?

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>Barbara

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A-Rod Tier: A-Rod

>Ever play gone home?
>Well MY main character is a transgender anthropomorphized cat with depression.

>It's called "Panty Rape Saga"

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Is this another American show which is just an inferior dumbed down copy of a UK one?

>I'll give you triple your asking price for 0% equity. I will dedicate my life to selling your product. The only thing I ask is you call me once a week to see how I'm doing.
>uhhh we want to hear from the other sharks first Robert

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>I'm in!

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permadeath guro co-op rpg

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most of them look jewish

that's because all of them are

>is this another American show which is just a copied UK one, but not stuck in a third world country?

>answer to sales is potential
>mark cucks robert out of a deal
>lori personally doesn't [food] so she's out
>barbara doesn't like the entrepreneur's character so she's out
>kevin has a royalty deal
>mark tries to know more about technology than the entrepreneur
>kevin says "you're dead to me" or calls the entrepreneur a cockroach
>entrepreneur doesn't have a patent/business is not proprietary
>entrepreneur has little or no sales
>shark wants an answer immediately
>lori pulls a gimmick to get a deal
>"it's a product not a business"
>kevin is an expert in the entrepreneur's industry
>lori says "zero or hero"
>entrepreneur doesn't know their numbers
>mark gives a 24 second countdown
>entrepreneur goes into hallway to call someone and comes back with a worse deal
>"all roads lead back to kevin"
>kevin tells a fun fact/story
>barbara gets startled
>robert relives his childhood
>daymon knows a guy in the hood
>kevin mentions that he's a member of chevaliers du tastevin
>mark is afraid of getting sued so he's out
>child inventor
>it's [food] but organic
>shark says "whoa" or "good for you" when hearing sales figures
>entrepreneur has a sob story
>it's [product] but for kids
>sharks don't like the taste of their healthy food product
>entrepreneur completely ignores offer to see if mark cuban is interested
>robert wants to hold the pupper
>kevin forbids the entrepreneur from doing business
>entrepreneur says how big their market is
>entrepreneur wants a "strategic partner"
>entrepreneur quit their day job
>Robert says "$30 for a loaf of bread, is that a lot?"
>entrepreneur brings Mark a Mavericks-themed sample

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It's a WW2 FPS but wait....you play as nazis. The campaign is surrounded around the Bliztkieg, the Normandy attack and the invasion of Berlin. You can change the course of history and make the axis win. You can use the help of your African auxiliaries and Japanese troops.

>initially thought Kevin was shit tier
>pitcher was a farmer who had working product and proof but didn't know business for shit
>everyone backed out
>Kevin gives godly deal and offers genuine help because he knows the dude is a working man and has respect for trying to invent something new

Mr. Wonderful indeed

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A beat-em-up RPG where you get to choose the soundtrack on the fly and it affects how you battle with buffs & styles.
GET PUMPED!

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ok, but does it teach the player about the horrors of the holocaust?

Not only do I have a patent but I ALSO want to do a perpetuity royalty deal.

Which is more dangerous

a shark tank or a dolphin tank

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>I'll go in at 50% for $8,000

plastic.

No man. That's Lori Greiner. She's a scumbag.

Barbara is up with Kevin and Lori is F tier.

>"I would play anyone's game except user's"

What the fuck was his problem?

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Get this. Battlefield-esque multiplayer fps where each map is set in a different war. A WW II, WW I, Winter War, Falklands, French Revolution, American Revolution, etc. The only available weapons for each map are the weapons of that time period for their respective side. Multiple maps will take place during the same war but different battles, one map might take place during The Somme and another during Galipoli. The game will also allow custom servers in which you can pair weapon sets with different maps. For example, you can play in a server where you're fighting the war of 1812 with Iraq War weaponry.

>that fucking disposable wine cups guy

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He was autistic but I can't even fucking blame him. Kevin comes across like such a slimy fucking untrustworthy jew

how can you gas so many jews with so little furnaces to burn the bodies?

but ok, it was less than one million.

I felt sorry for Kevin that episode it seemed like he felt hurt.

OK, it's a build engine shooter based on this homebrew futuristic Gothic horror rpg setting im working on.

>The only available weapons for each map are the weapons of that time period for their respective side
"thats one idea, but we believe players would like it more to use any weapon around that time period, including random prototypes that barely saw the light of day...oh and you can put old style red dot sights on them!"

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Picked a bad time to get lost, friend.

Perpetually remake all good selling games once they pass ~15 years old to cash in on nostalgiafags who don't want to admit the reason they no longer enjoy anything in life is because they aren't young any more.
Guaranteed shekels.