>dad walks in
Dad walks in
Parker Ramirez
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Wyatt Howard
Glad my son isnt gay
Blake Jones
>she's pretty cute, son
William Bennett
My brother watched the first person quiet shower scene with me
Andrew King
psst
Part 4 soon
Dominic Stewart
>be me
>playing Drakengard 3
>dad walks in
>sees Zero
>starts asking bunch of questions about her
>tfw my dad was totally into an anime girl
Ryan Campbell
....
Matthew Cooper
>mind if I jerk off with you, son?
Caleb Young
>son walks in
Dylan Price
Black anons must be completely lost in these threads.
Ryan Ramirez
#sickburn
John Allen
lol based
Blake Baker
Quiet was cringe. Even worse than the B&B unit fights in MGS4
Ethan Reed
Yikes.
Landon Roberts
>Are ya winnin' son?
Robert Gomez
We don't have dads.
These threads are irrelevant to us.
Gavin Reed
Well then
>mom waddles in
Ian Jones
>be black
>dad goes to the store to buy some milk for my cocoa krispies
>still not back in months
>must be a long line
>play some MGS2 to pass the time
>get to the scene with the piss stream
>notice you can stay under it
>go under it and stand up, spread my arms and mouth wide, pretend I'm in a shower
>hear my bedroom door open
>"Hey son, sorry I was g-"
>dad sees me, then the tv, then me again
>closes the door slowly
>I go try to talk to him
>see him walk the dinosaur
I miss him bros
Landon Bennett
>still living at home
Jonathan Evans
is that heather graham? god I love heather graham she's so bubbly and hot
Caleb Moore
Nah, he's black. It's more like
>when grandma walks in
>an asswhooping's about to ensue
Gabriel Mitchell
Michael Peterson
LOL!
Jack Perry
>order this
>mom intercepts the package
>says it's cute and asks if she can put it on display in the living room instead of in my room
>it's still there 6 years later
>even though I moved out 3 years ago my mom likes it and woouldn't let me take it
>it's next to a bunch of those fucking hummel figurines proudly on display in a glass display cabinet
Julian Flores
Mom has a good taste. Probably would scissor that.
Brayden Lewis
What an cute mom. Remember to give her a hug.
Levi Gray
Are you watching a movie son?
Every fucking time.
Bentley Hall
She was trying to save you from degeneracy. Heil Mutti!
Brayden Rivera
Dad be like "thank fuck he isnt a poofter"
Justin Parker
Yeah this is pretty much the response you'll get from 99% of dads so I don't get this meme. Your mom on the other hand will flip the fuck out.
Josiah Sanchez
Only if you're homosexual
Elijah Jenkins
>I was saying we should force you to read books pc games were your mothers idea. Now you are fucking retard. Congrats
Leo Torres
Things that never happened: the post
Elijah Wood
Quiet was cringe. I only popped a boner when the ruskies were choking her to death. Jesus that was hot af.