Do people still play minecraft?
Do people still play minecraft?
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yes
This looks stupid
slippyT is based though
That is the most zoomer jpg I’ve ever seen
I get a chuckle out of knowing somewhere out there there's a concerned couple who found the term minecraft boobies on their child's search history.
It looks stupid. This is like the minecraft version of brown and bloom.
you know, the internet has bred a lot of degenerates, myself included. but how in god's name does this appeal to anyone?
>see boob
>get boner
>fap
easy as that
basedims are aroused by nostalgia
Jesus fuck I'm glad that I'm too old to find minecraft porn arousing
>round tits on blocky character
I see this character posted often and I just don't get it
she's a perfect example as to why minecraft porn doesn't work
what is wrong with you zoomers?
>someone brings up minecraft in a group chat
>everyone gets hyped to play
>start a realm
>fuck around for exactly one evening
>everyone forgets about it for another few months
>repeat
Game is boring as fuck and there is nothing to do, you just dig to diamonds while clicking on the same 4-5 mobs with the same weapon wearing the same armor. Or build lego houses like autistic manchild.
Play Terraria instead.
>terraria
>tediously build an arena across the whole map for every boss fight
>rinse and repeat
nah im good nigga
>terraria
>build a small 3 layer arena for a few fights which takes 5 minutes
>can be skipped if you're playing on normal or are good at the game
>rinse and repeat
nah you're shit nigger
And then what do you do?
youtu.be
You now remember this monstrosity
Cheesing bosses is for plebs who haven't played a platformer game before.
There are literally hundreds of items, weapons, spells and abilities to pick from, with as many different and unique mobs and bosses to use them on, making the exploration interesting and rewarding, while giving you a choice to play at any phase and style you want.
Combination of basic sex appeal + familiarity with the Minecraft style
based and terrariapilled
minecraft is a two-dimensional game in a 3d world
this guy is such a chad
Sometimes you fall too far down into the coomer hole. Help.
fight the bosses? get the gear, explore the places, craft cool shit, fight more bosses?
>minecraft
>get endgame diamond armor and weapon in 5 minutes from new save
>intensely left click the 5 different enemies in the game after 10 years while they walk at you
its pure soul, boomers wouldnt understand
de.pornhub . com/video/search?search=slipperyt
i dunno. take a look at those viewcounters though
There are actual NPCs in the game with actual quests and the end game you have to actually work for, facing serveral consequences and changes to the game world that affects gameplay.
its not "kino" or "soul" to slap tits on a rectangle
the horse giving it to amber is my favourite one and the bear blowjob is a close second
not him but
nigga what
It's hot. Editing and voice acting can go a long way
Shut the fuck up you autistic faggot
I play it ironically.
>Best selling video game of all time
Yeah I mean probably
Minecraft porn is probably the lowest bar.
this guy knows what's up.
You know i used to think that too. Then i found out about SlipperyT. I don't know how he does it but he does it.
>de.
>Round tits
It's shit and out of character and I hate zoomers for using Minecraft as a filter for boring vanilla porn. But uncanny minecraft stuff on regular people porn works for me.
this, I used to look at minecraft porn and thought it was retarded until slipperyt started making some real quality videos with minecraft bitches. never thought I'd be into it but here we are.