ITT: Shit you do when angry while gaming

>squeal and fling own shit at the window
>haven't seen the daylight in weeks

>t. hasn't played the Soul Calibur 5 campaign

I just start nitpicking about the game's flaws like a retard

reflect on why i failed then eat a handful of roasted sunflower seeds

>getting emotional makes me manly
okay woman, nice self-regulation.

>angry but can't do anything to my controller or my desk because im poor

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I do the upward facing hand point thing, say "what the fuck was that?" and then continue to play or ragequit and shut the system off.

This. Especially if its my own failure or I consider the game unfair in some way.

In PvP games I tend to get angry at either my teammates or or my own failures depending on the case.

>“Testosterone is significantly discussed in relation to aggression and competitive behavior. There are two theories on the role of testosterone in aggression and competition.[73] The first one is the challenge hypothesis which states that testosterone would increase during puberty, thus facilitating reproductive and competitive behavior which would include aggression.[73]”

>I do the upward facing hand point thing
What is that

>not just finding any random conversation, quoting someone's opinion on anything and saying "this is what zoomers actually believe"

when I get really angry, I play mgs5.
I go to africa, play "she blinded me with science" on a loop, look for a car and kidnap a bunch of negroes. Then I proceed to complete every side missions (nignogs included) trying not to loose my slaves along the way.
When I'm finally done, I shoot every nigger on the head and call pequod so I can finally get to mother base, completely relaxed.

>doing a perfect asia run, hardest difficulty
>a wild natsu shows up
>perfect run is now ruined
I feel you

>Not channeling your anger through playing good and getting in the zone
You don't channel it to something irrelevant you dishonorable nigger

Did you know that "youths" have high testosterone levels but also commit the the most crime because they literally have no discipline. A real man can control himself.

I start yodeling Swedish folk songs into the microphone in a rage.

like this but more gay

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>video games
>testosterone
You mean something as low as video games complete your manhood? How? By playing with other angry men?

>this is what actually zoomers believe

Depends, if I'm angry but in the zone I keep playing, when I start getting worse I just stop and go do something else.

You learn quick, young grasshopper.

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I keep yelling babada boopi from top of my lungs while making Italian hand gestures over and over again until I start laughing and stop being mad

>Slap dick
heh

If I start getting upset I just take a break, then change into my skirt and blouse and relax. Works very well.

>he got so upset at vidya he cut his dick off
bruh

Nope, watching my dick raise my skirt as it gets bigger is a big stress reliever!