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How come C-SEC has all the guns?Where are they gonna even use these ? It's illegal to even carry pistols in the presidium and they have assault rifles. WHAT THE FUCK WAKE UP SHEEPLES

kek

>he doesn't believe in the indoctirnation theory
>he thinks reapers don't exist
>he thinks commander shepard doesn't have an evil clone
>he consumes volus propoganda

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I miss mass effect so much. I want to play it for the first time again. When the fuck is memory deletion going to be real

fuck quarians, geth rights

WHEN WI;; VORCHA GHET COUNCIL MEMBER>?
VORCHA NEEDS RIGHTS FOR FOOSD CREDITS

Asari shit doesn’t even taste that bad, don’t know what the big deal is

KANGZ WE WUZ
OLD MACHINES TOLD US

asari are made for the BKC

>Commander Shepard is now an Ultra Rare in the new banner for SpectreForces
I'M FUCKING SICK OF SEEING SHEPARD EVERYWHERE
Fuck this human asshole. I just want my Asari wife god damn it! Stay out of my fucking gacha, quarianfucker scum.

GENOBUNGA SOUND FAKE

SO GOOD

rent free

I saw Commander Shepard in the lower wards today, he looked way shorter in real life

Fuckin' vorcha slut stole my credits.
Where the hell is Cerberus when you need one?

>he

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Blonde one?
I know his wife. Good girl.

>Vorcha gets a cough and half of Omega gets quarantined

Oh I'm sorry, I left Council space to get away from this Big Brother shit. Fuck Aria T'loak, and fuck Omega, I'm going to Illium.

Let me guess. Salarian?

I'd break the first rule of Omega if you know what i mean

What did the ginger albino ape mean by this?

That's nothing, my brothers friend saw the commander punch a reporter in the fucking face

Is Shepard actually /ourhuman/?

*hits red sand*

legit thought it was a stapler on the catalog.

I got kicked out of the Consort's place because the caught me sniffing the seat that one of those blueberry babes was sitting on.
Can I take this to the Council? I made my appointment, I waited my turn, this is bullshit.

>Believing extranet rumours
No Spectre could get away with that shit, especially not a human

reminder that varrens aren't bad house pets and they only maul children because of their bad owners

Do you even know what a Spectre is? Fucking human I swear.

Spectres can get away with anything, that's the point of being a Spectre. But leave it to a human to so blatantly abuse such privilege, by assaulting a harmless reporter. Disgusting. If that happened on Palaven, he'd be court marshalled, Spectre or not.

ASARI WOMEN FUCK VARREN

You mean quarian, right?

>he doesn't know how Quarian immune systems work
Not only would that be unsafe and disgusting, but the Quarian in question would get sick and likely die from the exposure to some filthy animal. Not like they have room on their ships for animals like that anyways. Bosh'tet.

>yfw you get a Quarian girl drunk, and you lets slip that most Quarian women have sexual dreams about getting brutally dominated by a Geth
>yfw she admits most of them like it

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>*she lets slip
Fuck I'm too tired for this thread