Witcher 3 is good

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Ciri can use her teleporting power to teleport shit our of her ass and chocolate inside of it, so she only shits pure Belgian chocolate every day, will you eat her chocolate straight out of her ass and tongue clean her asshole user? she needs you

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just imagine the feel, tasting chocolate with your tongue inside her asshole while she blinks it, this is how I want to die

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EAT HER CHOCOLATE user!

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what's with all the bubbles around her vagina? is she farting or queefing? disgusting western art

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...if you are tasteless shitter

Too much abs
Pussy too puffy
Too skinny

farting, just stop being a fag and smell it

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post the pregnant version

just stop pretending and suck some dick guys, you clearly like it, no need to hide it in 2020

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>no bush
yuck

CDPR made one 7/10 and that was The Witcher _______1_, everything else has been TLOU level dog shit for retards.

>not pregnant + pubes version

I dont like Ciri because she kind of ruins the entire moral complexity of this character if she could've just handwaves away the White Frost but I'm extra upset because I know I'm not allowed to be upset because Ciri is from the books and predates Alvin

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its cum

It's soap, you should try it out, nigger.

Guys, is Triss okay? I heard she really injured her knee the other day...

Replaying the game and discovered you can meet Mary Louisa La Valette at the costume party you attend with Triss. Never knew that until know. Lots of little details in this game

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Bonus

??? What do you mean?

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>Pussy too puffy
no such thing

She's really bitchy about you not being on the guest list and goes running straight to the host of the party who let you in

This thread will probably get deleted before I get a response.

I tried playing The Witcher but I found it to be a bit too janky and dated. Am I gonna miss anything major if I just go straight to The Witcher 2?

No, all parts are contained and have nearly nothing to do with each other.

Some set up of the wild hunt you don’t need. Some character build up that helps you understand the friendships etc. But it is I neccesary if you can’t handle it being janky.
I had the fortune of playing it before Witcher 3 came out, then immediately went into 2 before 3 released. Glad I did. But can absolutely see why people cba.

You'll miss the best story and some great atmosphere.
The gameplay for 2 and 3 is boring but not awful. Maybe its just because I played it so much but I didnt find the gameplay in 1 to be awful either. In all the games the gameplay is servicable. The real meat is always in the story.
The plot of each game doesnt really carry into the next one except for 2 kind of explaining the political situation during 3. Some choices will have minor consequences importing from 1 to 2 and 2 to 3.
The only plot-critical thing you need to know starting straight from 2 is literally a cinematic tacked on to the end. But 1's story does arguably have a lot of foreshadowing for what 3 will eventually focus on.
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Play them all. They are all great.

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I knew sorceresses were fucked. I'll stick with my Temerian girls.

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get over it, besides the rythm combat its not that bad and the game is amazing.

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>game is good for the story and not the gameplay
nothanks

comfy

Gameplay is temporary. A good story is something you can think about for weeks.

the positioning of the characters in this pick makes no fucking sense

Do you think Radovid got rid of his wife Foltest's daughter he seems more interested in playing with chess pieces seeing if they bleed

me in the back

yeah nothanks fag, i'd rather just read a fucking book in that case

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hell yeah it is

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I miss this little nygga like you wouldn't believe

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Does anyone else sperg out when IRL symbols like Hypocrotes Staff appear in this fantasy world with a seemingly different history?

Byt the people in witcher are from medieval earth on a different planet

>the absolute state of Cirifags