Any tips to become a successful streamer?

Any tips to become a successful streamer?

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sell out and overreact

Just act like a moron. The dumber you act, the more Internet points you get.

> Step 1 - Buy a game
> Step 2 - Remove the game from the case
> Step 3 - Sell the empty case

use paper towels to insulate your door to keep the sound of the fire alarm down

Be a slut.

let the child you groomed to be your personal fuck toy slip away from you without ever having fucked her then immediately cope by marrying a horse

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What will we do if dsp is gone?

Leanna claimed after she left they had sex a total of three times throughout the relationship and DSP never wanted to do it, she always had to borderline force him.

Dude's either a fag or has coomer low levels of test.

>without ever having fucked her
Really?

source?

wank on stream, obviously.

wait for dobson, chrischan, and wings to die out.
then the four hundred pound horsemen will be no more.

Be a massive THOT to get those SIMPSHEKELS

Transition and get the biggest quality tits you can buy.

Sounds like Leanna cope to me. That or DSP is secretly based and really is an eternal man-child and literally just wanted a mommy, not even a wife to fuck.

>Girl forces dsp to fuck her
>Forced to fuck her
>DSP
Do you really have to be dumb, ugly piece of shit to find gf and have sex?

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Do a stream of you ripping out your pubic hairs one-by-one which results in getting your ass banned and your streaming privileges revoked.

Wait....on second thoughts DON'T do that.

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does dobson stream?

If female: You are pretty much set although it wouldn't hurt to invest in some overly cute set pieces to stick behind you for slut points.

If male: You need a gimmick. That is probably your safest bet in grabbing attention, and no bar is too low for it. In the end, you are selling yourself so don't be afraid to whore out in doing something stupid. Even then it's still a gamble.

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no but he should go.

>three times

wtf Dave?

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>you need a gimmick

Nah, you just need to be the first person doing something as it gets popular. Look at all the big name streamers, they have the charisma of a stapler. I know a guy who went from 10-15 viewers average to 200+ because he was one of the first people speedrunning Resident Evil 2 Remake when it came out.

>I know a guy who went from 10-15 viewers average to 200+ because he was one of the first people speedrunning Resident Evil 2 Remake when it came out.

I don't think having an autistic and insufferable fanbase is anything to be proud or boast about.

Someone please tell me before the thread 404s. What's the situation with DSP and his bankruptcy? Any update?

He almost wanked more times on camera than had sex with her. I think I already like him.

probably starting with a niche game that doesn't have many streamers then moving to other games when you build up a fan base

It is when you can milk the tardcows for money.

If this is true dsp is truly the biggest retard ever

His Chapter 7 got changed to an asset case, Midfirst Bank is suing him and he's going to be investigated for fraud.

He's fucked.

Need the old DSP sex greentext for this

Tips are actually what help me out the most right now user

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