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True, but Animal Crossing is on a whole another level. It's literally an electronic toy with colorful animals for kids. There's no way to win and there's no way to lose.

literally this
even every M rated game has more 18 and under people playing it than adults

it's for furfags and trannies

ok sonyer

>"This is not a personal attack. I know and respect many people who love this stupid baby game."
lol.

Built for SDC (small dumb children)

That applies to everything, really

Absolutely, totally, unequivocally, incontrovertibly B A S E D.

Oh so like Farmville?
The game that got extremely popular with adults?

Shut the fuck up manbaby. It is just like Sims or Stardew Valley, the point isn't to win, it is to progress.

Why do Nintendofriends always say this whenever their literal kiddie games get attacked?

Why do they completely ignore targeted demographics? The same reason movies like Goodfellas aren't targeted to the same people that a My Little Pony movie would be targeted at, is the same reason video games aren't targeted at the same people or ages. Just admit that you all are the Bronies of video games. It's fine, everyone has seen what Smash conventions look like, you're all ugly fat smelly brony tier virgins who still unironically walk into Gamestop and ask them for Kirby Super fun Adventure Surprise #34232. No need to be in denial over it.

>inb4 "MUH MATYOORE GAMER" deflection comment

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Women are the children of the sexes.

What about doom?

Pat finally made a gaming article?

Exactly. OP is a retard.

because they're dumb

>m-rated games
>still get censored

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Sounds like a "Journalist" that lost his gf to a game

It's fun if you're visiting other anons islands and checking out their setup, or have irl friends to play with. but on your own, yeah it's kind of boring. Not really a whole lot to do besides the standard daily chores it gives you.

Why do we get tantrums like this every time people call out that games are actually made for children?

Neither Sims nor Farmville has neon colored animals and bobblehead people.

Why do snoys only ever talk about one game on their console? What's going to happen to all these wojaks when bloodborne gets a pc port later this year?

Who cares

As an AC "fan" who's played since GCN I just have to agree.

But the bonus with AC is literally "everyone is doing it" so I can focus on the comfiness without worrying what the fuck I am doing with this game.

Also, yes, this is the worst AC in ages, and misses half the content. Even GCN had an island you can travel to and do more shit on than these mystery tours. Crafting wasnt a replacement.

I really really like this image. Mind if I save it friend?

>China bans Animal Crossing
>Reporters start shitting on the game
Of course. Spineless faggots.

>without worrying what the fuck I am doing with this game
Why do you care so much about what others think of you?

for C H I L D R E N

Same reason bronies are denial. It's hard to accept the fact that you're an outcast and a smelly one at that

All video games are literally electronic toys.

>everyone has seen what Smash conventions look like
If people under 16 were allowed to have their own car, I guarantee the place would be swarming with children. Same with any CoD competition.

Literally all video games nowadays are targeted towards children. Your manchild mind just isn't able to work it out.

because I wanna be trendy

Your point? Both games still have no true objective, fucking retard

NO PEAR HAVIN ASS

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Farmville literally uses a bright cartoony setting with absolutely 0 sense of realism. It's literally a baby do nothing game.

For children
By children
I hate how true this is, at least in the nerd community.

Why would this even matter? Adults draw but so do children therefore drawing is for children.

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>article's headlime uses the phrase "it's time to admit it."

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Can a man be so based?

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don't argue with him, he only plays MATURE games with DARK COLORS because he's a real adult gaymer.

Liking playstation games is far more embarrassing, because they're carefully designed and marketed towards angsty self conscious teenagers who want to feel like adults. They're the video game equivalent of young adult novels. We all went through that phase at one point in our lives but most of us grew out of it when we reached adulthood.

You know when you call my interests childish you're only playing into my fetish

It got China banned from every single online game ever, so it's based.

This game is basically depressing boomer life where you do busy work to distract yourself from the absence of your actual job instead of doing something truly "productive"

This is literally these retards' arguments as if a ton of 10 year olds aren't playing the newest Doom, Dark Souls clone, or CoD game.

You didn't play doom when you were 6?

>because they're carefully designed and marketed towards angsty self conscious teenagers who want to feel like adults

As opposed to virgins who like to fap to Kirby r34? Neck yourself loser. There's a reason Nintendo virgins are the outcasts of society

Notice how the only people that say this are casualfags trying to deflect?
Put a toddler down to play Capitalism Plus or some other old ass game and watch him get bored out of his mind.

>not a game but a dopamine generator
And that's a good thing

these are all true and correct

toddlers aren't children, they barely have grown a genitalia yet.

>seething this hard about a house decor sim
Why tho?

Both games aren't marketed to children to the same degree Animal Crossing is.

This man is nuclear powered

it is a fact that bright colors are not only more childish but autism bait as well theres a high link to it and trannies, just a fact you will have to accept and consider

I'll show you a grown genitalia LOL

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of course it's a salty snoyboy

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Snoys gonna snoy while we Nintenchads keep on playing games

Switch exclusives:
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>Smash Ultimate
>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Sequel
>Splatoon 2
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Torna the Golden Country
>Snipperclips Plus
>1 2 Switch
>Fast RMX
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>TWEWY ~Final Remix~
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>Pokémon Let's Go
>Fitness Boxing
>Yoshi's Crafted World
>Pokémon Sword & Shield
>Animal Crossing: New Horizons
>Fire Emblem Three Houses
>Luigi's Mansion 3
>Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3
>Super Mario Maker 2
>The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
>Astral Chain
>Box Boy! + Box Girl!
>Tetris 99
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>Deadly Premonition 2
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Nintendo exclusive multiplats/ports:
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>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
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>Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
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>New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe
>Rune Factory 4 Special
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And more to be announced

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Animal Crossing as a series always was. But "MUH NES EMULATOR IN-GAME!!!"

To most people in the world, Nintendo has always been synonymous with family entertainment and that has never changed in their 40 year history of making video games. They are the Disney of video games. Playstation, on the other hand, is seen by most people as a brand for teenagers. You'll never see anybody over the age of 35 buying a Playstation, but you will always see plenty of happy successful people with families buying Nintendo consoles.

This reply is so forced. You're trying too hard.

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Looks like a cross between Charls Carroll and Daniel Radcliffe. Pretty based.

We all played sim city when we were ten. What's your point?

Hmmmmm, who could ever predict why a person would write a controversial opinion-piece about something that is currently popular. Surely it will get lots of clicks and engagement by angry fans.
I really couldn't say why a journalist would publish something so controversial.

>Disagree with anything a "games journalist" says
>Up until they agree with you, then [insert whatever]TARDS BTFO

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Whatever helps you cope

happens with reviews too

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Is he basically calling women children?