Why am I so attracted to her? She's not even that pretty
Bannerlord
wait
I thought you couldn't marry her
It's from a mod
Because physically strong women are the best
>mfw i find out you can change your civilian equipment
no more clubs for fighting city thugs, its two handed sword time
Bunnylord
Feet and nude mods for her when?
Because you are actually a submissive male that likes to have a woman over him.
It's named Femdom, it's a fetish, just accept it and enjoy.
Because a devoted wife who wishes you safe travels and a swift return is one of the best things a man going off to war can have.
That must be it. Apart form the myriad other types of shit that turn me on, face-sitting is one of my top ten.
Cause shes literally perfect and rightful ruler of Calradia, make mommy a empress!
>some guy posts this webm trying to say it proves the game is shit somehow
>now it lives on to dishonour his memory
Love it.
time for murder
I just love her derpy face so much
YOU CAN'T?!?!
WHY THE FUCK AM I INVESTING EVERYTHING IN HER
I'M DAMAGING ALL RELATIONSHIPS VOTING FOR HER TO GET CASTLES
FUCK
What exactly was the problem here?
mods
some user used this webm to prove that bannerlord somehow was unbalanced or something along the lines
Why is this game so god damn ugly?
oh some fag said bannerlord was shit because he got 1 shot by chadagos there
Nothing
Tortanic faggots do not operate under any real logic
Garios is the rightful ruler for only he understands that the b*rbarians must be purged from Calradia.
>gets slaughtered by batties 50 days in
some "leader" you got there
>Someone deliberately chose this haircut for their main character
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Fuck her daughter
>Tfw you will never have a lean yet muscular Orc GF to fucking pulverize your pelvis.
Unironically why even live?
She is the youngest in my game (18) so why not
>Her crotch after a full day's riding
Literal SIMP.
They nailed the the ugly-cute aesthetic really hard in this game. Everytime I see a female wanderer in a tavern I'm encouraged to rank up the clan.
>Just got my first fief after a vote
>Check out where it is
>Just a stone toss away from enemy's major city
>As soon as I try to leave enemy armies start laying siege
What the fuck did I sign up for. Time to execute every faggot leader that comes knocking I guess. I wish we weren't at war anymore so I could leave this shithole and do some shopping with all these fat stacks of mula I've gotten from crushing sieges.
Also, kind of funny how auto resolving a 100 vs 500 man siege gets me a clear victory while trying to fight head on with the AI on automode gets me fucked super hard
bearded ladies!
Except for the weird "badass" walking animation which looks silly.
But you're right on the money with the ugly-cute thing
1st faction to fall in my game
BEFORE STURGIA