Definitive Remake Waifu Ranking

1. Jessie
2. Aerith
3. Scarlet
4. Madam M
5. Tifa

Feel free to discuss, cope, etc

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Ok, coomer.

The only niggers who like Jessie are fat neckbeards that so adore attention from any woman, even if it's virtual and to a character they're playing - they immediately fall in love.

Based

permanent virginity: the thread

Alpha energy

You can always identify a contrarian opinion by how low they rank Tifa.

Has anyone made a no way fag edit with Jessie yet

1. Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Game
2. though infinity: Who cares

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Smooth brained take.
Yes Jessie is a flirt and plays games. That's why it would take a true Chad to bring her to heel and put her in her place. That's ultimately what she wants, but she won't make it easy for you either.
Aerith is a very respectable choice. Tifa is just "muh childhood crush" with the rack.

1. Fuck
2. Date
3. Rape
4. Pay for
5. Marry

you will never be cloud

Jessie is garbage.

Jessie was just using you the whole time

>tifa last
damn fucking straight

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I will refute your ranking and substitute my own.

1: Aerith
2: Kyrie
3: Betty
4: Marlene
5: Jessie

Cow tit hags need not apply

jessie is cute!
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could someone share with me a pretty jessie shot

Chadley best girl

Nu-Tifa is horrible though

I have literal social comprehension problem to understand subtleties, so just tell me lads. Is Aerith a literal sex worker or not, I dont understand

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user, even Cloud was smart enough to no way fag the desperate chick

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No. She sells flowers.

Flower is a polite word for vagina.

To get around solicitation laws in Midgar she doesn't sell her pussy, she sells 'flowers' the pussy is free with the flower, so it doesn't count as prostitution.

Why couldn't we save them?

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It's a shitpost m8, flowers are supposed to be rare and worth something in that world.

Marlene>Aerith>Jessie>Tifa.

>OG ranking
1. Jessie
2. Aeris
3. Tifa
>Nu-Ranking
1. Tifa
2. Aeris
3. Jessie

when you take someone's flower you're taking their virginity

Old-Aeris was the whore with a heart of gold.
Nu-Aerith is not a sex worker because Square is only faux edgy these days.

seems like they could easily import them from Kalm

>tfw I act just like cloud irl and girls are all over me because im the cool mysterious asshole type

Feels good man

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It amazes me how many people here took the words of Wedge (fat incel and professional cockblocker) at face value without question.
Wedge's motivations should be studied at least as suspiciously as Jessie's.
No you've been memed.
The "hyuk hyuk Aerith is a whore and flowers is code for WHORING" joke has been perpetrated by Tifafags for years.

Best waifu is Marlene, I want to have sex with her while her "daddy" watch.

Shera is best girl