Does Cloud get kek'd in the new FF?
Does Cloud get kek'd in the new FF?
Isaac Powell
Owen Wood
I won't rule out that Tifa might have fucked someone else but it sure as hell wasn't Johnny.
Carson Jones
That's canon homie.
Evan Bennett
Because it wasn't as obvious enough in the original, Johnny in remake is full on "comic-relief", and no one takes him all that seriously, Tifa included.
William Phillips
You probably think Aerith being a prostitute is canon too.
Andrew Martinez
You do know that Johhny was horrendously misTLd in the original no? he was a loser then, and he's more of a loser now
Asher Sanchez
I still laugh at that horribly translated line where he says he was Cloud's childhood friend and in SOLDIER with him.
Adrian Roberts
Tifa is more of a pussy than Aerith in the remake, I bet he begged for pitty sex and she caved.
Asher Kelly
Bitch this scene is them talking about their childhood and how Johnny found himself a gf.
Connor Torres
tfw the original translation was just a fanfic all along