UNSC Command has just instructed you to name their new ship. What's she called, Yas Forums?

UNSC Big Stupid Fat Ugly Idiot Who Sucks and is Dumb and Should Just Fucking Die Already Why Are You Still Alive You Fucking Piece of Shit Bitch Stop Plaguing the World With Your Disgusting Existence Fuck You Fuck You I Hate You I HATE YOU I JUST FUCKING HATE YOU SO GOODAMN MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Who hurt you user? Are you ok bro?

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Darkest Hour

UNSC "Niggas Be Like"

unsc "ight ima"

Tryhard answer for the moderately learned:
Thunderchild.

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or UNSC BSFUIWSAIDASJFDAWAYSAYFPOSBSPTWWYDEFYFYIHYIHYIJFHYSGMA for short

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