DEEP LORE THREAD

DEEP LORE THREAD

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Now post the one with Luigi reading about Hitler

>a modern religion
>modern

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It’s not even a religion though

what is this from?

islam isn't a religion.?

technically it is since of the big religions it's the newest by far

Some sort of Mario themed Study Flashcard set I believe. Post the one with Luigi reading about Hitler already.

what is it then you blithering retard?

Pedo grooming gang

user, that’s ALL the Abrahamic religions.

Islam a bad

bowser_is_god

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including christianity...

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There is only one religion it’s impossible for there to be more than one only one can be correct.
A cult, of Charles Manson started his cult 1,000 years ago instead of back in the 60’s we would be calling it a religion

Not sure if bait or genuine retard.
I'm leaning towards bait.

same shit different name

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Wario!?

yea but u generally understand the difference between cult and religion....right?

They just have different means of enforcing it...

Judaism - Enforced by Hollywood Millionaires
Christianity - Enforced by the Church
Islam - Enforced by the Violent Peace Warriors

Isn't bowser just a really powerful sorcerer. Mario brothers 1 was about how he turned all the toads into bricks.

He has magic powers, yes.

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For the user that wanted Hitler

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>Christianity - Enforced by the Church
And tons of corrupt politicians

yes, a sorcerer who created worlds
any being who creates a world is a god

Islam's beliefs are technically just a modified version of existing abrahamic religions blended with mesopotamian faith of ishtar, under the head of a unique-to-islam prophet. Similar arguments cannot be made for christianity and buddhism as adaptations of jewish and hindu faith, respectively, because of the key difference that their major difference is not a mere prophet or belief change but a unique divine figure. Islam is as much a "different religion" from abrahamic faiths as nestorianism and origenism differ from roman christianity.

Does he actually create the worlds though? I was always under the impression the paintings were more like portals to existing places.

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Hey, you brothers!
I have the results of your urine and stool samples.
YA BOTH FAILED THE TEST!
I found traces of psilocybin mushrooms and Mescaline!

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did you not read the text that toad says?

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>only one can be correct.
Which one is that?

explain this?

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Salam gay Bowser!

Some Toads in the castle say he created the worlds, but characters inside the paintings treat them like real places.
Odyssey seems to have settled for the latter.

>Mario
>Luigi
>Wario
>Waluigi
>Sponge
Who's the brother in white overalls?

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>A group of stories by Hans Christian Andersen

Such a stupid joke, but it got me nonetheless

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I never bait
Wrong
Christianity was started by God, mohammedanism was started by Mohammed
Yes, Christianity is a religion because it was started by God mohammedanism a cult because it was started by some random guy

A Japanese official guide for Donkey Kong Country 2 features this original character called “Uncle Kong” who appears in tips and tricks sections.

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Agnosticism.
YUO CAN'T KNOW! And you should worship that lack of knowledge.

>tons of corrupt politicians
Why aren't you in jail then? Speaking out against Islam and Kikeism is one of the greatest evils in the west, but (you) can bash Christians and be praised and called courageous for it.

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lets-a not change-a this rape-a into a murder-a, Peach.

Good bait.

The religion started by God, he created Christianity when he created Adam and Eve, the very first christians although the term Christian wasn’t used yet. The modern day Jews aren’t the Jews of this time period, they are the Synagogue of Satan, basically they just LARP

>luigi just mamma mias at the holocaust

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Sigmario

He Thicc

Which version of Christianity?

>UK

Why do you think the christian bible's god is the correct one? That's not the only religion to have a holy book with a universe origin story.

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>but (you) can bash Christians and be praised and called courageous for it
You can't, but they'll pretend it's legal, so that moral people get duped into attacking pedophiles, but then pedophiles will slam them with shit like:
>religious offence laws
>"religious freedom" to not be criticized
>death threats
>bombing
Christians are the most dangerous and active pedophiles.

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What makes you so confident?

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I just checked, he’s not in it only cranky gives hints

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