ITT : embarrassing vista stories part 2

>>Can tell she thinks Im autisic but trying to be nice
Was she wrong?

This is Vista thread now.

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>Can tell she thinks Im autisic but trying to be nice

Well, having a nintendo game as a fav sure is a flag.

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Because I used it for around a decade and had absolutely no problems with it. When I swapped to Windows 7, it was essentially the exact same OS, just with shittier compatibility for old games.

If she thought you were autistic why would she make you the card? Are yoishre you didn't just misread the situation?

>vista is bad
Do people really believe this... or is it true?

Okay I'll play along.

When I was a college student I used to play a "kawaii" MMO with cute girls and boys and shit like that. I liked it but at the same time was extremely embarrassed about it so I always had my web browser open with a porn tab in it. The idea was that whenever my dad came into my room asking me how or what I was doing, I quickly switched from the game to the porn window to pretend I was jerking off. My dad was like "oh shit oh shit, I'm sorry" then run away from the room. And I knew I could play safely for a few more hours.

>get new computer as a 14 year-old
>I get the brand new OS from microsoft
>it's vista, it looks quite shiny compared to xp I hope it's better
>Mess around on the desktop for a few moments
>100% unironically put the little clock widget on my desktop
>remove it 2 seconds later and never use them again
Embarrassing times for us all really, I'm just glad I've learned from these mistakes and will never have to live through this shame in the future

Vista was just a shitty bloated windows 7 beta.

>dad is professional sound designer
>he has professional grade voice modulators
>see betas buying girls free games
>decide to use the voice changer and pretend to be a girl
>quickly get some orbiters
>one wants to cybersex
>no
>offers me $500
>ok
>get in discord and play along with his cringey fantasy
>can fucking hear him jerking off
>got so embarrassed I deleted my account and stopped

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>100% unironically put the little clock widget on my desktop
that's ok, at least you didnt put the little picture puzzle widget on yours
it was a different time

I had a girlfriend in runescape for like a day in 2004 when I was 10. I said to her only a few hours after meeting her "Im ready to take our relationship to the next level" and she asked what I meant and I said I didn't know.

I was asking a serious question as to whether you're autistic or not, I don't own a playstation

i do that shit for free wtf

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I can't think of anything major from my childhood but how about a recent one?
I didn't know about dodging (Pressing X and Moving the Stick Forward, Back, Left, Right) in Metal Gear Rising until I got to Armstrong. I went the entire game just parrying.

based

I was young retard

clearly she was right

>almost the end of school year
>teachers let us dick around and play vidya
>I bring my laptop and play some Dark Souls 1
>girl comes and watches me play
>what game is that user's?
>Dark Souls (fucking casual)
>explain her the basics and let her play a bit
>she sucks ass
>class ends
>user, my parents are going out of town. Can you come over and give me a personal lesson how to play?
>fuck no, she sucks ass will take forever to teach
>make up excuse that I have to go out of town
>that night
>about to go to sleep
>finally realize what she meant and that I fucked up big time

Fuck

I did....

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You really are autistic.

>be 16
>play Soul Calibur 2
>think Ivy is fucking thicc and hot as fucc
>think her voice is pure sex
>cut a hole in the wall in my rom
>basically move Ivy to where the hole is and stick my dick in
>make her taunt while im thrusting

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So no? Is saying no so hard or something

okay but where's the vista

the fuck am i reading
did you fuck the drywall? fiberglass?

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I T W A S A D I F F E R E N T T I M E

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>Snoynyggers are STILL seething

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I literally said I don't own a playstation. Are you SURE you're not autistic?

>this damage control
Take your meds autismo.

you think this is supposed to prove that you're not autistic?

dumb phoneposter

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The fact you immediately think of autism = Nintendo fans proofs that you are Snoyboys, those are the only ones who criticize Nintendo because they have nothing to play.

I convinced a guy I was a thicc girl over text on Omegle once and make him whack off to me. I still don't know why, I never do that shit.

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these threads are fun, keep them going

I thought I was cybering with a girl in some kingdom hearts rp on neopets but he turned out to be a guy
Fuck you charred18

>that one forum where i clocked over 10k embarassing posts is gone forever without reliable archives

who /cleansed/ here

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Vista was fine after they pushed out updates to actually fix that piece of shit. Bit of a resource hog but worked fine.
Win7 is better in every way though.

I mean 500 hundred money is five hundred money.
Would send him pic of your dick though and saying he payed 500 bucks for manmeat.

I only asked if you're autistic because you said in the story the you believed girl thought you were autistic. Again I don't own a playstation. If anything YOU'RE the one who immediately associated Nintendo with autism because the girl made you a Nintendo game themed card and you assumed she thought you had autism.

Snoyboys are the only ones who criticize Nintendo because they have nothing to play
Holy shit dude, that's some next level seething over fucking Sony. Besides, there was like 1 reply to your first post that mentioned nintendo and you went ape right away.

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Honestly I don't have any embarassing story.
I'm that boring.

How so?