Killing Floor

>World of Warcraft
>You don't even craft any wars

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>dawn of war II
>not set at the dawn of war with cavemen throwing rocks at each other and clobbering each other with bone clubs

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>Gears of War
>there is no gears fighting in a war

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>Darkest Dungeon
>Dungeon is in fact very visible even without a light source.

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you dont see them because theyre sleeping, retard

>Guilty Gear
>the gears have not gone through due process and therefore cannot be proven guilty

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>resident evil 2
>no evil 2s

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>left 4 dead
>you actually survive

>cities skylines
>can't build in mid-air or have a sky fortress

>Monster Hunter
>you, in fact, hunt monsters

> Monster Hunter
> you----
Hold on , you actually get to do that

My nigga ! posts were mere seconds away, great minds think alike

Pornhub has pedophiles?

you were assumed to be dead like the rest of the population. Hence left for dead.
skyline is the snapshot of the city on the horizon

kys, brainlets

well it's ran by jews so yeah

Brainlet. The FLOOR is the one doing the killing.

Humans = descendants of the Furtive Pygmy. That's why Humans are so small compared to everyone else.
As for Humanity itself, the item, it is splinters of the Dark Soul, which the Pygmy seeded to all Humans.
What is the Dark Soul? It's the soul of the Furtive Pygmy, which gives you powers over Dark, which is why Humans can be corrupted or overwhelmed by its power such as in Artorias of the Abyss. It must also be said however that the Abyss is not functioning the way it is supposed to due to Gwyn's interference with the Fireseal.

>risk of rain
>it doesn't look like it's gonna rain

Gears series sppoilers:
turns out you ARE the gears

Booooooo get new material booooooo

But it rains in the last level, so the name is accurate.

>Ace Attorney
>The Attorney is a complete dork.

Yet he still wins every case

Gwyn, witch, Nito, and pygmy found super powerful souls in the first flame. The one the pygmy found was the dark soul. Unlike the others, he didn't keep it all to himself, and instead allowed it to split up (and multiply?) through his descendants, humanity.

>Garry's Mod
>Most of the mods aren't Garry's

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then it's not a risk, it's a certainty.

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Multiple miserable little piles of secrets.

But you might not make it to the last level.

>borderlands
>set in ancap and doesn't really have borders

haven't played it but it's roguelike right? so there is guarantee you reach the final level

>sid meier's civilization
>no such civilization ever existed

>Far Cry
>you never hear any anyone crying in the distance

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>the legend of Zelda
>Zelda exists

>sensible chuckle.png

>resident evil
>doesn't actually live here

>Saints Row
>you never see a group of saints arranged in a horizontal fashion

ackshually! you do hear the chimps cry/screesh in the distance.

Know why it's called Far Cry?
Because it's a far cry from being a good game lmao

heh

>sonic cd
>digital release

>The Legend of Zelda
>this is correct because YOU are Zelda and this is YOUR legend

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only good answer. dark souls is for fags

>Persona 5
>You can have 6 Personas by default

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Featherless bipeds.

>Deus Ex
>No double sex

But you are never far from crying.

>dead space
>space can't die

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>amnesia
>i just remembered it

>Chrono trigger
>theres no time gun

>Star Fox
>only one of the characters is a Fox. It should be called Star Fox, Hare, Toad and Falcon.

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This thread template is completely fucking braindead and you still couldn't do it right.

It's called Star Fox because it stars a fox retard

>defense of the ancients
>objective is to destroy the ancient

>Sonic Adventure
>you don’t have an adventure on Sonic

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>Monster Hunter
>You don't play as a monster that hunts

>Final Fantasy VII:Remake
>it's not a remake

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>Team Fortress 2
>no one plays as a team

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>Silent Hill
>Actually quite noisy and flat terrain

>Remember Me
>Everybody forgot about it

No way, there’s lots of stars, and only one involves a fox

But humanity is the greatest monster of them all

>not knowing Bill in The Sacrifice.

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