KOJIMA IS FINISHED

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO KOJIMBROS

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That's what happens when you make UPS the game lol. I get that the story is great but Kojima my man. Games need to be fun or interesting to play.

Kojima should have never been given full control of anything. Keep him on a leash.

This. He has good ideas but they need guidance and support so they don't fuck up.

>t the story is great

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Hah well i suppose i'm a bit biased because i like getting into Kojimas crazy head.

>I get that the story is great

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>a line of text from no source that is stating a rumor

wew

It'S oKaY wHeN cRaZy TaXi DoEs It!

I enjoyed the concept but it never felt difficult or like it pushed me to innovate

NINTENDO

HIRE THIS MAN

Most likely bs, Kojima and sony are too close. Even if it did not meet what they wanted

>Had the first opportunity to create a game that he truly wanted to instead of what Konami told him to do
>Piss away all the money pretending to be Hollywood
>Your new boss get's pissed

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Or Eurotruck... I get his games were atleast having a couple of threads a day and that it annoyed people but genuinely flaming DS for being what every game is about is retarded. Especially when people literally enjoy delivery games - it was never that hard to understand.

WOAH IS THAT TYPED WORDS IN BLACK FONT?!

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Oh look it's this month old discredited rumor again

I avoided this the moment reedus was the main character
Fuck celebreties

The problem came from hiding the fact that it was a delivery game for a majority of the marketing. Because they knew full well normies wouldn't like it

>the story is great
OH NO NO NO

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That's a shame because it was a good game.

>didn’t make top 5 even when it was released fairly early november
>includes physical and digital sales
>didn’t even make top 20 in sales in the US next month, was not much in demand for christmas

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So do you people purposefully go out of your way to not check your sources?

That's what happens when your marketing is 100% "look at my celebrity friends"

Even MediEvil was in the top 10 charts 2 weeks in a row, how did DS fuck up that badly?

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God please be true.

>I get that the story is great

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People like this say they want Silent Hill and then immediately hate on it for being traditional in design. DS was great. Had faults. Wasn't perfect, but it reminded me of a PS2 game, which I genuinely appreciated.

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>Game has been out for months
>I still don't even know what genre the game is
>I still don't understand what the goal of the game is

Why would I buy a game like that?

Because apparently you're too stupid to look at gameplay footage?

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Get FUCKED, Kojimbo.

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It's a Strand game, duh stupid

The problems with Death Stranding are all the same ones The Phantom Pain had.

>'Cinematic' trailers leading up to launch
>Fell for the open world meme, huge maps with fuck all in it
>Crappy 2deep4you story with symbolism as subtle as an anvil
>Forcing well-known actors in for no reason other that Kojima fulfilling his fetish for crappy western blockbusters
>No time or budgetary planning whatsoever, just throw in every single idea he comes up with

Death stranding isn't shit because 'muh Amazon Prime simulator', it's shit because he didn't learn anything from MGSV.

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Yas Forums was always stupid for fawning over kojimbo instead of based nomura. you get the same wild rides with nomura, but with actual gameplay instead of a cinematic experience.

>the story is great

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I hate DS because it has pizzawood finger prints all over it, get fucked Kojimbo.

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Good, I for one am glad Sony wasted money on this self indulgent badly produced games (codec info dumps, repetitive game design and nothing to spice up the gameplay loop) for feeding Kojima's Twitter ego.

Hollywood rental friends and expensive mocapping wasn't done for free and neither were the additional 70 Sony employees put to work on getting the game done.

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>The rumor came from two different industry insiders, Dusk Golem and KatharsisT
>resetera tranny "insiders"
lolok

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Samefag retard cuck

Someone post the green text since 2018 about Kojima before the game was released please

It’s a truly boring game to go back to. I tried to go back after two months after completing the game. I realized it’s only driving, walking and fetch quests. That’s what it has always been of course but it doesn’t mean it was ever good being that way

But UPS workers are heroes now. Kojima was simply ahead of his time, as usual.

Sounds like Vince Russo.

Why would Yas Forums ever not check their sources, user? Don't you understand, we need a tortanic for some fucking reason.

Has Kojima actually lost his mind? What the fuck was he thinking when he made death stranding?

Man Calypso is a cunt isn't he. Not to be off topic but what a dick.

>everyone who disagrees with me is the same person

KOJIMA DID WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

OH NO NO NO NO KOJIMBROS!!!!1111!!!!!

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>Rumor

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Better than staying at Konami, they are in a even worse state.

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Watch The Postman

We genuinely wont get another game like Death Stranding again, not in this lifetime. Just the idea of a crazy director getting a literal blank check to make whatever the fuck he wanted, with no strings, no corporate meddling. Truly a unique one of a kind game in that regard. But yeah since my initial playthrough and maxing out the reputation of most places I have no desire to play it again, much less from the start.

GOD tier soundtrack though.

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Wait for it. The Konami defense force is gonna show up and pretend they were right all along.

I don't know what you're referencing but I'm interested.

IT'S FOOKIN PAYNE! GEDDEM!

thanks UPS workers for shitting in my package, that was really cool

Death Stranding has no post-release sales and the production costs were insanely high so......your shit infested tears post isn't going to make the incurred costs go away for Sony and Hideo "FailedFilmShoolman" Kojima.

You best have clapped that that crap

user I
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steam release is in 1.5 months

Source, from the 14th.
segmentnext.com/2020/04/14/disappointing-death-stranding-sales-may-cost-kojima-sony-funding/
>Another claim that the insiders made is that the next game that Kojima wanted to work on was a virtual reality horror game. However, that is also the same game Sony allegedly refused to fund, which may get the goat of multiple Kojima fans again.
Hmm - I take rumors, especially days old ones with less than a grain of salt, but that would explain why Sony's denying Kojima his horror game - Why invest in someone who's clearly not very profitable? I personally saw DS on sale for half the price within a month of release; what successful game does that?

OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAH

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Fucking Americans refusing to play anything but bang bang shootey

>Story is great

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I never ever played a kojimbo game, but I'm willing to try snatcher

wow OP, that's pretty embarrassing

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>pcbois
>buying
Though in all seriousness, everyone knows it's a shit game now. So I wouldn't expect much in terms of additional sales.

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