Why can’t banjofags take any kind of criticism?

Why can’t banjofags take any kind of criticism?

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Of all the molehills, theirs is the one with the weakest foundation. A ripoff of SM64 (with no platforming) that killed the entire collect-a-thon genre.

You'd lose your mind as well if you dedicated 20 years to something. Look at all the insane doctors.

DK64 killed the collectathon, little zoomer

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i'll post it

Does Kazooie like being choked

DK64 drank from the well that Banjo had already taken a huge bearshit in.

Bears don’t shit in wells dummy

>getting so colon clobbered that you make another thread
go to bed lil' zoom

the banjofags can't hurt you there

>Debate amongst fans for 2 decades about which game is better because banjo 1 is so simple yet pleasant while banjo 2 is so ambitious but can go on for a little too long yet both fans seem to accept this
>say anything bad about sonic adventure and the sans will scream about e celebs or some shit

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Already seen this like 3 times, Their reactions don't seem genuine

Imagine being this mad at sonicbros

OP here, see what I mean?
You can’t criticize banjo without
>STEVEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
At this point Steve just lives rent free in your heads

I like sonic though, I'm just saying what actually happens when talking about their games, every banjo thread is a debate between banjo 1 and 2 while sonic fans demonstrate why its said to be the 2nd worst fanbase of all time.

The number 1 worst is hat in time because its trannies and pedos

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guess what you faggot, i wish steve got in and not byleth

A lot of sonic threads are fine when there’s no furfag attention seekers or erafags. I don’t know why people act like sonic is complete dogshit when there are a few great games in there

Who are you to criticize? What are you criticizing?

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>rusty bucket bay that high
>Glitter gulch mine that low

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>banjo-kazooie releases to a niche fanbase
>nuts and bolts releases in 2008
>jontron makes a video about it, and turns the banjo fanbase into banjokes
>unsurprisingly, they were basically seen as jokes since brawl until early ultimate
>fans were pissing and shitting for banjo to get into smash, but not as loud
>stevoids come in and start pissing and shitting on banjokes
>this was their final straw, and so the banjokes started pissing and shitting harder than ever before, until sakurai himself noticed them
>now the games are dogshit because banjo permanently tainted the smash roster
>and the best part? most banjokes dropped him after a week and went on to bandwagon for geno or sora, while grotesque steve still lives rent free in their heads, even after "winning"
>the remaining few banjokes that actually wanted banjo at this point are still begging for a new game, despite the fact that all the old rareware talent moved to playtonic, yooka-laylee sucked hard that the sequel was more like donkey kong country (which actually was good) and that the banjo-kazooie series was average at best
TL;DR: Jontron is responsible for making fake Banjo-Kazooie fans, even though the game was average at best, they worship everything about it like it's a God or something.

>tfw get to live in stevefags' heads rent-free as both a Banjofag and a Bylethfag
Feels fucking good.

Banjo is one of the funnest characters to play, I'm starting to play him more than my 12 year long main Wario, it's funny to see how half of your points are about smash fags. I can't believe stevies are still seething over this lmao, getting angry of banjo kazooie is like getting angry over homestarrunner.com, shit makes no sense.

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>503881445
>banjoke beliving that everyone who dares dislike their precious banjo-kazooie is a stevoid
How's Steve's asshole taste? I only ask because he's living in your head rent freeeeeee

Because we don’t need to

Mumbos mountain is not a bad level

S tier is Treasure Trove Cove, Freezeazy Peak and Click Clock Wood

I fucking hate the term collectathon. Just call them platformers.

Being deeply involved in Smash Bros. rosterfagging is a sign of mental illness.

>"hey, fuck dsp"

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It's the first level, the levels get progressively better

Because you can't say banjo is shit without banjofags going
>STEVEFAGGGGGGG

Why are Stevefags STILL throwing these tantrums about Banjo getting into Smash?
>but we've always hated-
There was barely any discussion about Banjo-Kazooie either way until summer 2019, and then once he was revealed all these faggots spamming "banjoke" and "cereal mascot" and shitting up every Smash thread with it showed up.

>STEVE STEVE STEVEEEEEEE

Yes it is.

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>Hailfire Peaks that low
>Witchyworld that high
LITERALLY WHAT

>steveposting was rampant for smash discussion for an entire year
>almost exclusively used to shitpost against banjo
>"dude why are you accusing me of being a stevie"

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>hurr derp no all of that stevepposting with that model from discord never happened, how dare you accuse us of that, we're mentally-sound xp

OP here, I’m someone who hates the Minecraft brand and the idea of Steve in smash as a whole, I’m just saying, why the fuck can’t you retards take the tinniest of criticism without bringing Steve?

thanks for proving my point jackass

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>There are still people out there rosterfagging

What a completely fucking retarded use of one's time on this small planet. This is absolutely regretable. Go outside and catch covid, you absolute waste of perfectly fine oxygen.

What criticism is even there?

>dude Banjo hasn't had a game in forever!

Wow almost like Microsoft handled all the properties they got from Rare like fucking shit.

I'm not a Stevefag (actually a Wario fag who wanted a Land rep like Cap. Syrup or even god damn Rudy lol) but fuck me if it's not annoying to see people suck Rare's cock for the N64 games.
They're all shit. They're all floaty and slippery. The retards made not one, not two, but THREE FUCKING FPS GAMES on that shitty console with the horrible controller that breaks due to the plastic basically fucking the mechanism without any protection.
Conker chugs along even with an expansion pack and is the most slippery of them all. The swimming is even worse than in Banjo.
Rare in the N64 era was just trying too fucking hard and made a shit ton of games in different genres, with the only good ones being the racing ones (Diddy and Mickey unless I'm forgetting something else).
Anyone who disagrees is either a nostalgiafag or played the Xbox Live/Rare Replay versions of the Banjo games.

>duuurrrrrr
You know the anser to that question, so why did you even ask it? Are you feeling attacked? Can't take what you dish out?