I don't get the point of speedrunning

I don't get the point of speedrunning,
if you're gonna skip most of the game anyway.

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is coffee good for you?

with moderation

not really

It'll damn your soul to hell for all eternity.

this man takes his time very seriously

That’s not their first playthrough, Einstein

A lot of speedruns are fun to watch, sadly 90% of them are just pause-buffering, wrong warping and all this shit that really takes memory as opposed to skill.

Have you seen a doom eternal speed run? It's possibly the most boring shit I've ever seen.

That's why glitchless 100% speedruns exist and are actually sometimes interesting. Watching someone autistically optimize movement and boss fights to perfection is a lot more engaging than watching them clip out of bounds and actively avoid playing the game

the only speedruns I've ever actively followed are all-bosses Soulsborne runs which can be pretty entertaining especially if they're with a meme build

I just want to remember everyone that speedruns on emulator are of no value or consequence. Only speedruns in real hardware should be accepted, any other method is cheating.

not really hes eating less per bite and will have to clean the scissors after

90% of brazillian coffe beans have mold

That means cancer in your older age

Aside from that its super ant oxidant rich

>cut spaghetti to prevent mess
>still make mess on table

It's interesting as a novelty but ends up being boring to watch. Stuff like Mirror's Edge or HL2 speedruns where they just clip out of the map and memorize the route to run on so they don't fall back in aren't that interesting after a minute or so. It's more fun to watch glitchless speedruns of games that can be beaten in an hour or so.

>source: my ass

where can I buy some spaghetti cutting scissors?

Just look at glitchless speedruns.

>to prevent mess
I don't think that's why he was doing it. It's probably just a joke video anyway but some people don't seem to understand how to twirl the spaghetti around the fork to form a good bite like this. So they just pick up a clump of pasta and bite off chunks of it.

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>ant oxidant

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Anyone else uses both a fork and a spoon to eat spaghetti?

I m on a phone

have you ever tried to stop drinking coffee after years of daily use?
no way it's good for you

why do americans do this

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In order to counteract the ingestion of caffeine, your body creates more melatonin receptors. However, after abstaining from drinking coffee for some time, it goes back to normal.

Google, dont click the coffee company funded articles americocos

The only enjoyable speedrun ive ever seen in my life is super monkey ball speedruns, they take a lot of skill and are extremely fun to watch. If anyone can suggest something along that type of speedrun I would really appreciate it.

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burden of proof is on you altfag

Why are dragonloli posters usually terrible sub-people?

It is in their nature. Meanwhile, cup posters are supreme gentlemen.

Speedrunning is done to keep the game interesting after you've already beaten it casually. A new challenge. Most speedrunners have beaten their games normally many, many times.

Do americans really consider just spaghetti with some ketchup a proper meal?

It's more about a community that loves a specific game coming together to delve even deeper into it and discovering everything about it including ways to break it that were never intended. The speed run is just an expression of passion of a lot of people and it's a shame that someone autistically grinding out runs is all people think of when they think of speed running when that's actually the least important part that anyone could do if they had enough free time.

>starch
>fruit derivative
Looks good to me. Just needs a meat.

I'm both impressed and disgusted.

It's all about catching rabbit than chasing it. I know its no fun but some people like it

It takes a sub-human to unironically enjoy mind numbing shit like that.

NOOOOO YOU CAN JUST EAT PASTA WITHOUT A HOMEMADE SAUCE RECIPE THAT'S BEEN HANDED DOWN THROUGH A DOZEN GENERATIONS OF GRANDMOTHERS. AMERICANS DON'T RESPECT THE TRUE PASTA CULTURE.

Actually yes in small quantities. 1 cup of coffee every few days(a regular mug size not an American size drink) does have certain health benefits from the caffeine. Now if you drink a few cups a day or very high caffeine coffees like espresso shots then that’s not good for you. It’s kinda like red wine or dark chocolate, a little bit a week.

This is only truly interesting version of speedrunning but speedrunners hate it because it is to random and "not skill" based

>eating meat like some sort of a ghoul

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Speedrunning is just the bigger version of "I bet I can beat this game faster then you" and that's the appeal of it. If you don't get it then you're just not a competitive person.

Why do people somehow come to believe that a speedrun they watched is absolutely the first and only time the runner will play the game?
>he's going so fast, he wont understand the story
>that cutscene is great, why would you skip it
>he isn't using the fun weapon
>this guy is missing so many collectables lol

why are you fags so obsessed with us our mugs are the same size as yours

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>#162
How do you get 162 pages into a webcomic and still do the "i punch my strawman, making me the victor!" thing? Even Buckley stopped the "flurple monkey of doom" thing by then.