User put your Switch away and eat your food

>user put your Switch away and eat your food

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Don't speak unless spoken to, bitch

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why are you at my table and wheres the cute twink i came here with?

>crows feet already
Why do white women age like milk?

>no way fag

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GOD DAMN IT
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET A GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT IN THIS DAY AND AGE?

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Okay now hold up, first of all who are you? And second of all, how come you know my name? And why did you sit down at my table? I'll make the staff tell you to leave if you don't leave me alone. I WILL be calling the police if you do not stop harassing me.

>potato wedges and crepes with ketchup

Is this standard british cuisine or nah?

because your a ugly loser lol

If you can't get an average as fuck gf the problem is you user.

Improve yourself.

Why would I have my Switch out at the dinner table? I'm not THAT autistic.

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This seems nice, but it's so fucking draining. I feel like if I say or do the wrong thing this all comes crashing down in an instant, look, you already look "nervous" as I say this. Why do I have to do everything and reap nothing? Fuck this

Those potato wedges look good.
I need a gf.

>average
she's gorgeous user

You do realize she's probably had dozens if not hundreds of cocks already

Wait a second honey, our waitress is here.

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riding the cock carousel sucks their life force away

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because you're a shitskin
but if you're black, ohhhh boy

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She's a 4/10, you're telling me you can't get a gf with low standards?

god I hate being a fucking nigger

that's an average looking girl at most where I live

holy low standards, Batman

You guys seem to have some really high standards for women. Post your ideal girlfriend. No 2D fags allowed.

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YES OF COURSE DEAR I WAS JUST FINISHING UP THIS LEVEL
>bing bing WAHOO
SPICY FOOD MAKES MY TUMMY HURT SO I BROUGHT SOME ONIONS INSTEAD I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND

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>with ketchup
it's probably strawberry sauce

I make sure not to play any games I can't pause around dinner time. She loves eating with me. I don't know why, but if it makes her happy...

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Why do they use those kind of jars in restaurants anyway? They look ugly as fuck.

Meek, listens when told what to do, short (preferably 5'2"), stay at home mother.

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>drinking out of jars

do americans really?

how does having a girlfriend feel like anons?