This Chad is fucking hilarious. I feel bad for the people who chose to play as the woman and miss out

Already spent almost 100 hours on Kass.
Might play again if I had a way to spice up my run somehow.

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>Totally didnt expect something like this from a ubisoft game
Then you don't know Ubisoft. This is the company that when Kotaku whined to them gamers were committing "hate crimes" in Watch Dogs told them that's the point, it's fun and to fuck off.

he feels like an autist sometimes coupled with being a sociopath

Game has way too much padding in it to justify the xp boost micro transactions

The game would be better if it had no assassins creed connection at all. It's actually just a weird ancient Greece RPG.

That almost makes me want to install Watch Dogs again, but then I remember it is typical GTA style open world trash.

>The game would be better if it had no assassins creed connection at all.
Yeah, that was true of the last 7 entries. The modern day "into/out of the Animus!" bullshit sections are just complete drags.

I stop paying attention when it does that. It seems to not matter in any way at all to the point where they might as well have not bothered.

Or/Od were the most egregious though.

Wait, those still happen? I sort of liked it in 2 as it kind of made sense in the story. I thought that story got all wrapped up though?

Desmond's did. And Ubisoft employee's. But now there's an Egyptian chick who gets to meet 2700yr old Alexios and take his rod outside of Atlantis.

Why does he look like gigachad

i-is that a euphamism for sex?

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FOCUS, user.

Did you mean to post on reddit instead? Haha! Understandable mistake.

Kassandra is so hot though, also canon

All the people on Yas Forums play as a girl due to deep insecurities.

Alexios is fucking hot too and I'm not even a gay.

I feel bad for them because they are trannies

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No spice but there's new game plus after you beat the game. I haven't done it and I never will. I'm just doing the DLC then uninstalling forever.
>Play as Alexios
>Swim
>Look up his man skirt every time
>Deal with it for 10 hours
>No mods for pants
>No pants in the game
>Can't really take Evil Kass seriously anyways
>Restart as Kass
>Strong Evil Retard Alexios makes more sense
>Beat the game

Pic unrelated. I picked a random one I hope it's advertiser friendly.

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i tuned out of all that bs after desmond died way back

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False, it's just a minority of faggots that you are part of.

I wondered how much time had passed in the present when some girl can now hold the Animus in a fucking VR headset, but then I realized I don't care. The devs even put tons of emails and files and dumb shit in the present time laptop but nobody's going to actually read that.

I want to play this game but it just crashes after about 10 minutes no matter what I do

yeah i couldn't be bothered to read all that shit, they even wrote books between desmond's death and layla becoming the protagonist and what shawn and rebecca were doing in that span of time. i don't think anyone read that bullshit

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I normally enjoy reading stuff in games like that, but when it's just an inorganic exposition dump, it's too much of an ask for no pay off.

Alexios is funnier.
Also if you play as the guy, the woman is the 'bad guy'

Imagine playing Assassin's Creed in the first place.

I chose to not play the game because I am not a mouthbreathing retard. I think I picked the right choice.

Wow user you're so cool, I wish I was as cool as you