Find a flaw
Thanks, doc
Retarded fanbase
lol
screen crack too easy. joycon drift. doesn't come with ethernet port, charging port not on top so you can't charge and kickstand, no camera (a standard for portable consoles since the DSi, even the 2ds and Vita had a camera), not enough functionality with the internet lacking a browser or social media and streaming services.
LCD panels have huge fucking QA problems. It's a fucking lottery on whether or not you get a panel with good color balance or not. Some panels are way too warm and others too cool. I was lucky.
stick drift
hard to find, sells out all the fucking time due to artifical rarity
underpowered
shit bezels, looks like a nexus 7
too big to be truly portable
small game catalog (though the exclusives are stunning)
expensive peripherals
no 4k
no netflix or any big streaming services besides lol hulu
joycons are a truly shit controller, games that force you to use a single one as your entire controller are a slog
bizarre and shitty online service in the year of our lord, 2020. did they just get the internet at nintendo?
having said that, excellent console, 9/10.
Too expensive for a couple of exclusives
Joycon drift
Off the top of my head:
The joycons, especially the right one, are incredibly bad, barely worth 1 dollar.
The dock scratches the fucking bezel.
Battery life could be better.
Paid online with still the worst online services out of the three.
Missing basic functions like messaging and voice chat
Playtime tracker just gives you an approximate time played
i dont get the streaming point. does everything with a screen have to be a netflix machine? dont we have enough of them already?
goddamn fucking drift. Luckily I found a solution: Hori Split Pad Pro.
the other issue isn't exactly switch related but ONE ISLAND PER SWITCH ON NEW HORIZONS FUCK YOU AND YOUR JEWERY NINTENDO I'M GONNA WAIT TILL MY GF IS DONE WITH IT IN 4 YEARS TO PLAY IT, NO WAY I'M GIVING YOU 360 FUCKING DOLLARS JUST TO PLAY ONE GAME
For anons who already own one. What's the best way too avoid damage to the screen and/or joycons? Any easily improvised set ups you got going? I just ordered on off Amazon and it will be arriving in a few days. The work I do has a lot of down time so I purchased it purely for that. I'll take links or general advice. Anything really. Appreciate it for those who spend the time to let me know.
but other than that it's a great console
Get a glass screen protector. If you plan on playing handheld exclusively, get a case, if not get a pro controller so you never have to touch your joy cons.
Expensive.
Underpowered.
75% of games were on wiiu
Its not comfortable to play handheld mode
Thanks user. Will do. Have a good night. Or day. Whatever time zone you reside in.
Too big to be a proper handheld, uncomfortable joycon and grip, typical nintendo anti-costumer software bullshit, constant artificial scarcity on everything official related to it, too expensive
You too, enjoy
the dock is objectively worse than 90% of the available 3rd party ones
weight (especially lying down) and stick layout makes the thing incredibly uncomfortable to play handheld unless you have a good grip peripheral
ultra streamlined OS with very few features and QOL
friend codes still
nigga what
I can't. It's an amazing console
Switch exclusives:
>Mario Odyssey
>Smash Ultimate
>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Sequel
>Splatoon 2
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Torna the Golden Country
>Snipperclips Plus
>Fast RMX
>Arms
>Golf Story
>Mario+Rabbids Kingdom Battle
>Gal Metal
>Kirby Star Allies
>Mario Tennis Aces
>TWEWY ~Final Remix~
>Super Mario Party
>Pokémon Let's Go
>Fitness Boxing
>Yoshi's Crafted World
>Pokémon Sword & Shield
>Animal Crossing: New Horizons
>Fire Emblem Three Houses
>Luigi's Mansion 3
>Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3
>Super Mario Maker 2
>The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
>Astral Chain
>Box Boy! + Box Girl!
>Tetris 99
>Rune Factory 5
>Cadence of Hyrule
>Mario & Sonic at the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games
>Bayonetta 3
>Metroid Prime 4
>Shin Megami Tensei V
>Mary Skelter 2
>No More Heroes 3
>Hatsune Miku: Project Diva Mega39’s
>Dragon Quest IX S Definitive Edition
>Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition
>Deadly Premonition 2
>Moon
>Ring Fit Adventure
>Famicon Detective Club remake
>Brain Training Switch
>Sports Story
>Bravely Default 2
>The Touryst
>Taiko no Tatsujin Drum & Fun
>Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX
>Ninjala
>Groove Coaster Wai Wai Party
>Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics
>Good Job!
Nintendo exclusive multiplats/ports:
>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
>Pokken Tournament DX
>Fire Emblem Warriors
>Bayonetta 2
>Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
>Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition
>Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
>Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate
>New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe
>Rune Factory 4 Special
>Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
And more to be announced
DELET THIS
Very cool
A very intellectual post, thank you
reminder that drift-stick is mainly caused by transporting your switch in a bag that's too tight and constatly squeeze on your joysticks.
Close your mouth, it's very rude to open it up like that
Its a weak piece of shit and the games I want are in limbo(MP4,SMTV)
Flies will go in your mouth I promise