OH NO NO NO NO
WE GO TO COCKY FUJOGALS
OH NO NO NO NO
Xavier James
Jace Kelly
>sappho and her friend
John Campbell
Why would anyone think they were anything else?
Landon Robinson
I don't know if they're gay or not, and I don't care either way, but people expecting relationships in Animal Crossing are the real idiots of this whole show.
Jonathan Flores
For once, they have lost
Asher Taylor
No idea. It's weird some people are so palpably desperate for Flick or other characters to be gay, in an E-rated Nintendo game. It's like Bert & Ernie, some are concerned about those puppets' sexuality.
Jose Perez
>despite this, people on social media are still clamoring "NO THEY'RE GAY LALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
What the fuck is wrong with people?
For all their whining about how homosexuality isn't a choice, they always seem pushy when it comes to making people gay for the sake of it.
Julian Moore
It's only because Flick is cute and they want to fuck him.
Sebastian Cox
Oh, like that will stop those fucks. AC can just lean into it to rake in the head canon like basically everything else that does it from Japan.
Carter Brooks
protip: fictional characters are not people and they become anything you write them to be
Caleb Price
>thinking fujos care about canon
any fujo claiming to care about canon is just a tumblrite of questionable gender
Dylan Robinson
i imagine two faggots would live together and support eachother's career decisions, yes.
unless theres a blurb about how much CJ loves smashing octopussy i'm going to keep assuming the metrosexual soiboy streamer and the LITERAL bugchaser are both gaping assholed faggots
Michael White
Why is CJ a bear and not an otter?
Logan Martin
Explain again how this is going to stop the slit fucking porn we so desperately deserve?
Owen Edwards
Isnt cj a beaver?
Kevin Reyes
Just look at him. They're both turbo-faggots. Flick wears a fucking choker and CJ is an internet attention whore.
Samuel Myers
>LITERAL bugchaser
Holy fuck how did I not see this sooner
Thomas Ross
>choker-wearing twink lizard bugchaser
I wonder
James Perry
Levi Reyes
God I hate CJ, I miss Chip.
Brandon Taylor
>fat ugly fuck that eats your fish right in front of your face and burps at you
Yeah no goddamn thanks, I'll take streamer faggot over disgusting dickhead any day.
Jack Mitchell
Why was this deleted?
Brody Murphy
I'll take a genuine disgusting dickhead over a little attention whore any day.
Jordan Butler
i liked chip more but thats because CJ is so obnoxious. and considering that chip belches in your fucking face thats an acomplishment.
i like flick more though, he went from gay tumblr-bait artist boy to just some fucking dork after i saw him doing fucking katas with his net. all CJ's done is ask me if i want to make a fish-based fursona with him and make awful stream puns
David Martin
Finally vindication at all you assmad Yas Forumsirgins who autistically sperged about the term partner meaning sexual partner and not business partner. Get fucked you absolute mongrel retards.
Ian Young
I dont know
Caleb Gonzalez
CJ is a cutie. Both him and Flick are upgrades.
William Fisher
>inverts their sizes
Why do people do this
Aaron Anderson
Shit, I didn't either, what the fuck that's such an obvious one.
Wyatt Fisher
Man, they should have just rolled with it and made them gay.
Benjamin Bennett
It's a winning formula