Paolumu is an awful monster with a terrible fight.
Monster Hunter
Thrusting into monsters with your metaphorical lance!
The fact this shit is 20 minutes is so fucking dumb.
The fact you need a party of non-retards to even clear it consistently is dumb.
Healing is dumb.
You're dumb, Safi'jiva.
But your weapons are great!
Based
>t. filtered by the MR multi-sky slam
Guh-huh what's wrong little man? Can't handle a light breeze?
>mfw people seethe about me
Are randos on Safi really that bad on PC? I've done like 70 full Safi runs in total (including fails) in console and only like 10 of them have been god-awful.
Are we sure safi is dead? Nigga can heal wounds and is big brain. Nerg the retard fooled everyone, why wouldn't he?
I rarely fail anymore beyond timing out on full energy runs if I use safi aquashot
user I'm off to go to sleep now. Please be on your best behavior while I am gone
QUICK YOU FUCKS LETS SLEEPBOMB user
*clutch claws to your head and wallbangs you*
Just be careful
There's only 1 cart left
Hardest threat level 2 tempered for sure. Cunt does like 75% hp in 1 slam.
Apceros are based
>Valk
>Wildspire Waste
Guiding lands
He's in every map
Why the fuck did they not make a variant for Radobaan? Feel like he's been completely ignored. I've only fought like 5 since I started the game in Aug 2018.
>Refuses to leave her room
He's basically an invading Elder Dragon as you're going through points in the story.
Was helping my friend and it straight up invaded on her story quest for Glavenus.
They should have just given us the fucking tower
But yes, forgot to say, it is Guiding Lands anyway.
BIG JUICY MONSTER COCK!
Barbed Narga dick!
I miss Bazelgeuse bro's. The hunts don't feel the same without him invading and fucking up the hunt.
Bazel's red hot glowing dick!
So is the consensus:
1st run:
>blademasters focus on the tail (and help gunners with the head after severing the tail)
>gunners focus on the wings, back, and head
>break the chest during critical state
2nd run:
>all hunters to focus on the head if it's not broken yet during the first run
>break the limbs
>break the chest during critical state if it's not broken during the first run
GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU ARE TRASHING THE SEALING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY STALACITE COLLECTION
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
missing the one piece of slinger ammo nearby that gets prioritized above all the shinies
One question, a he or a she?
>start fighting monster
>see bagel approaching
>HUUUUUURRRRRR
>starts bombing run into kamikaze
>HUUUUUURRRRRR
>fucks off
I for one do not miss this every goddamn time I decide to hunt