You can't beat this game Yas Forums, you know why?

Because I haven't beaten a game in years?

Because I have no legs?

Because I have no anus cream?

Because getting fit isn't a goal it's a LIFESTYLE!

I'm 5'11 and 200 pounds

am I too fat for Ring Fit?

>almost bought it when it came out for niche but decided against it
>$250-$300 now
What kills me is Nintendo seems to be the only company who loves this scarce value shit. I feel like they're leaving money on the table by not just pumping this shit out.

Because I'm worth it?

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I think it's a good little workout and the ring feels quite durable. may look cheap but it's quite sturdy

yes and no, you could use it but yore fat and will just give up lmao

Sincerely based and goodpilled

You're hopeless, fatty. Exercise doesn't magically make you drop weight chubs. Now drink more soda you husky boy.

I was doing really well, but then I started having pain in my hips during the jogging segments. Went to doctor to find out that my femur has gotten deformed.
Now I have surgery scheduled. Thankfully it's soon, just fucking walking makes my hip hurt.

how does one get a deformed femur

wha happened dude did you not strap on the left joycon right?

Leave him alone, you jerks are nothing but rascals

Are you overweight?

He must've put it on his right leg. I lost my grandfather that way

Shit happens. You know how sometimes people get diseases for no fucking reason? Sometimes our bodies just get fucky.

It wasn't because of Ringfit, obviously. And was coming for a while before I started playing the game, whenever I did big movements with my right leg, there'd be an actual audible snapping sound, but no pain.

Nah, I'm like 75kg.

>everyone shitting their pants about not being in stock
>go to target in some podunk country town
>at least 5 in the cabinet on clearance

should i have scalped and tried to flip it? i mean, restock is soon.

Because its gay as fuck

Use eBay's advanced search for sold Ring Fit listings. There's almost 20 a day
Take advantage of morons and their recent stimulus money

Because it is so ridiculously long, I thought I had beaten it after 2 weeks of grinding but it turns out the game loops with harder enemies/better items and I was only like 3% done.
based

>How is this in terms of a work out?
It's good, but it's more of a well being/general health workout. Don't expect muscle gains, don't expect miraculous weight loss unless you're also focusing on diet.
>How flimsy is the ring? Looks like it would break fairly easily.
~20kg of resistance but it's very flexible. I've yet to hear news of anyone breaking theirs and I'm sure they were treated like shit to prove a point after the joycon drifting.

You mentioned already going to the gym, if you went into this with a strong foundation already and expected a "normal" workout you'd maybe be let down. But I think it's well made, and a genuinely good game on top of being an actual exercise routine and not just generic balance/posture stuff. If you want something to get your HR up to that ~70% of max HR area for a half hour or so on your off days, it's great.

those fucking fights piss me the fuck off. i aint doing 30 fucking squats to get 5 measly coins