>Doom Eternal
>the game lasts 15 hours
Doom Eternal
Nathaniel Watson
Chase Wood
Don't look at me like that
Ethan Rodriguez
15 eternal hour
Daniel Green
>Doom 3
>it's the fourth doom game
Austin Gomez
>danganronpa 53
>its the fourth game
Owen Barnes
>final doom
>3 more doom games after it came out
Caleb Ortiz
>Spyro Year of the Dragon
>released during the Chinese zodiac year
Kayden Martin
>released during the Chinese zodiac year
yes, the chinese zodiac has a year of the dragon
Carter Reyes
>Doom Eternal
>It does not fucking arrive until May
Why the fuck did I go with the physical media meme?
Should I cancel my order and get the digital version? I will get cucked out of my bonuses and Todd told me that they ran out of pre-order codes, yes, Bethesda support told me they ran out of digital codes of DLC despite fact I pre-order the fucking thing but the chink flu fucked international orders until late May.
Fuck I really wanted the bonuses.
Colton Richardson
>Half-Life
>you start the game with 100 health
Carter Rivera
>New Horizons
>It is the same horizon everyday.
Sebastian Allen
What if your health was supposed to go to 200?
Samuel Taylor
>final fantasy
they're on the 15th one now
Carter Roberts
>Dark souls
>All the souls are white
Logan Cook
>examina
>u dont examine anything
Michael Wood
>sekiro shadows die twice
>I died hundreds of times
Jeremiah Perez
>Animal Crossing
>You don't crossbreed animals
Camden Phillips
>sekiro shadows die twice
>I died once
Julian Sanders
>Dishonored
>you actualy get dishonored at the beggining of the game, and must regain you honor trough vengance, making it a excelent and good sounding title
Angel Watson
>minecraft
>you can't mine crafts
Wyatt Ramirez
>Dark souls
>souls you pick up are white
Ayden Bennett
>Sin city
Its about management and not sinning.
Nicholas Morris
>final fight
>there are multiple sequels
Grayson Moore
Just wait, the game isn't going anywhere and battlemode will still be alive for a good while yet
Kayden Howard
In a future update you can fuck Isabelle
Bentley Kelly
>boss battle
>he is a mere employee
Benjamin Reed
It is eternal because you can keep playing it even after you beat the story.
Jason Butler
>Serious Sam
>Sam is not really that Serious
Mason Robinson
You start with 100 health, but 0 armor. So since your overall HP pool is eventually 200, you do start at half-life.
Blake Mitchell
>Hollow Knight
Christian Williams
>megaman
>is small boy
Jason Myers
>Red orchestra
>You never play any instruments
Angel Hill
>Armed assault 3
>most played game mode has you start unarmed and not assaulting anyone
Bentley Morgan
>Dead or Alive
>you can't choose
Joshua Cook
But you can craft mines
Robert Davis
>Wario Land
>it never lands on modern consoles
Ethan Lewis
>skyrim
>you don't give the sky a rimjob
Jose Thompson
>transformers
>no trannies morphing
Caleb Rivera
What did he mean by this?
Nathan Young
>Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth by Sleep -A fragmentary passage-
>it's actually kingdom hearts 2.8 ground zeroes
Xavier Morgan
>Paint The Town Red
>There are no towns or red paint
Carson Taylor
>silent hill
>it's neither silent or a hill
Matthew Gray
Jackson Bell
Why do people keep posting these random front on shots?
Ryan Morgan
>Doom 3
>it's a reboot
>Doom (2016)
>it's a sequel