*Walks Slowly
Come Here! Let Me Stab You!
I’m surprised it was never a box cutter.
>runs away, pressures you
Fuck off,. cunt
Tonberries are cute. Cute!
How disappointing was it to fight this lil chad in the Remake?
>does damage equal to 10x the number of Tonberries you've already fought
always had to watch out for these fuckers in ffxi
didn't matter how geared or leveled you were, if you had a lot of tonberry hate accrued then you're about to get decked by everyone's rancor
Someone post the Tifa webm from World of FF
These little bastards are one of the few enemies I respect but never underestimate. Lost my party members in battle fighting these things in first sight thinking it would be easy. These little ferocious beings live in mostly caves and basically they're telling you to "Get the fuck out my caves or get stabbed" basically.
I noped the fuck out of melee range as soon as I saw it. Still casts death. Lived up to expectations to be honest.
I kind of miss XI although I hated you couldn't really solo at all (which is kind of okay since it's an mmo and playing alone defeats the purpose) but also the lack of direction was kind of annoying.
Not disappointing at all, he's a motherfucker if you're not careful. He casts Stop, Death, and Chef's Knife is still horribly lethal.
it's so fucking cute, I didn't want to kill it in FF7R, the way it just slowly walks around the battlefield was adorable.
oi you got a fackin loicense for that?
I loved it in Crystal Chronicles where they are basically the staff of a mansion and are just trying to get you for trespassing
Neither did I, and the fact that he's just one of Corneo's pets told to kill you is kinda heartwrenching.
in no way am I some L33t gaymer, I honestly had no idea this little bugger did this. I just kept my distance at all times. So this never happened.
I also kept switching between characters every time it aggro'd the one im playing which fucks with the AI
He's an UNGA BUNGA filter, I watched a stream fight him last night and he died like 5 times.
Ooooh ok. So because the game plays alil like KH or MGRR people are playing it like so.
How will they ever beat Sephiroth on Normal at the very least
I'm still trying to figure out how the hell did Corneo and his goons manage to get a damn tonberry? Did they capture it outside city walls or something?
yeah it was rough in the old days but they overhauled it. all the fights are uncapped and you have npc helpers and your gear makes you like lvl 140+ practically. long story short you can solo all the story and everything but the top tier end game shit that they keep putting out
why are tonberries in Midgar
I figured they nerfed the fuck out of him until he was just about to die when he got lucky and close enough to knife one of my characters, almost lost the fight.
How does a super rich, unrestricted mob boss get anything? Money, dear boy.
These things are great.
>Oh look, it's adorable!
>Wait. It has a knife.
>It's slow as hell, though, so it won't be dangerous, right?
>I bet it's not even very stro-
>WARBLBARBL
They're bought and sold in the underground market for a high price. They probably captures them and sell them off outside midgar
They thought they could take a stab at rebuilding the economy after the sector 7 economy collapsed.
FIllegal fighting pits like the one in wall market, I would assume.
The real question is who was insane enough to take on a contract to capture tonberries. They're terrifying.
I bet some stupid fuck tried to eat a Malboro bought off one of those markets and infected half of Midgar with a nasty virus
Spoiler for FF7R2
what if instead of having a knife
tonberrys had guns?
I like to think that all the fights in FF are like pro wrestling, its all just overstated jabs, mostly flash and show, and this little green dude doesn't really understand the theatrics of it all and is running around fatally stabbing people
stupid
based
Probably hunters who live outside Midgar since they deal with them more frequent.
FUCK YOU TONBERRY CUNT YOU KILLED TIFA
>tonberry in the house
>MOVID-20, otherwise known as marlborovirus, hit MIdgar today. President Shinra told press "Look, it came from Wutai, okay? It's the Wutai virus. But listen, we're going to take care of this strongly, very strongly, it's only a few cases, soon it won't even be here, like a miracle it'll go away."
Please hang yourself.
You now remember having to kill 20 Tomberries in a row in FF8
I found the best way to kill it in FF7R wasto dodge when it turns towards you. Other than that, just don't get hit.
This make me wonder if a tomberry would be a good pet
this has never been funny
Yeah and you get TWO GFs out of it.
Hell, THREE if you count Gilgamesh as separate to Odin. Sure, you don't have to kill tonberries to get them, but you still have to be brave enough to wander through their patch.
>tfw no GF
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What do you think user?
You can get Odin without fighting the 20 for the king.
You will be stabbed to death
Why is this posted so much?
>tfw no gf junctioned to your soul