Will they ever explain what's his actual fucking problem?

Will they ever explain what's his actual fucking problem?

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>WAHHH EXPLAIN IT TO ME MOMMY AND DADDY I DONT UNDERSTAND EXPLAIN IT TO ME!!! UWU OWO DADDYWADDY
jesus kill yourself you fucking freak

seek help.

cope faggot

have sex, freak

Shut up fag

I see the new HL thread is off to a good start

I hope they never do. The explanation will never be as interesting as the mystery

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ayy lmao

His problem is the Combine, so after seeing how effective you were in Half Life 1, he used you as a weapon to fuck up their plans in HL2... which you did pretty well.

BRING SHEPARD BACK

No need, hes an agent of beings that warp space/time to get what they want

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>implying even Valve knows the story

Valve knows exactly the story, they are in touch with the writers of the simpsons. We will find out in due *time*

But user, they already brought back Mitch Shepard.

He’s one of Heaven’s angels, and his employer is God.

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He’s an Agent Of Chaos, literally

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holy mother of based

>this is considered 'funny' in 2020

kek

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This meme is forced and was never good. The only reason it was chosen to be used as the comedic dialogue in this is because it's trendy much like being loud and obnoxious in order to get any attention.

Gman is Valve.
Gordon Freeman is the player. When Gordon gets put into stasis, it's a metaphor for the player completing the game.
When Vortigaunts stop Gman from putting Gordon in stasis, it's a metaphor for Valve losing control of the player and thus Half-Life itself. That's why it was on a hiatus for over a decade.
In Half-Life: Alyx, you, the player, free Gman, which is a metaphor for the player saving Valve by buying a Valve Index VR headset.

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No, he's a plot device. The former lead writer admitted as much. WOG he has no established canon. We'll see what the new writers come up with, but to be honest they'd be better off leaving him a question mark.

"I want the Combine off Earth"
"That is a considerably large nudge... too large"

valve, basically tells us the combine must remain on earth so we can have more games.

I always figured he was an agent of some enemy of the Combine. His main goal is to prevent them from getting the human localized portal technology wether through Eli or the Borealis or however else. At least that's how I interpreted it.

his fucking problem is Time, Doctor Freeman? Is it really, that time again?

No that would ruin his character. Even Laidlaw said the only reason he is interesting is because he's mysterious. Not every little detail needs to be explained.

He was jealous over the fact that Eli chose Gordan to fuck his daughter instead of him so he went to another dimension to set things right.

Agreed, there is no satisfactory answer. Without the mystery he's not the same character. Tolkien is the only author who has made a full cosmology without taking away the appeal of the core works.

He's an interdimensional gacha addict.

because gman is NIGGER