Seriuos Sam 4 just updated some Steam media files for the store page

There isn't a single bad SS game.

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What? Serious Sam 2 and 3 are good.

I just got if for free on le ebic games launcher

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Last Hope had them throwing homing projectiles and, contrary to what a certain retarded external Croteam employee claimed, you can mod those into Fusion.

Only 2 was good the rest was great.

Not a fan of this design, even harpies from SS1 is better

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Rebranded to Serious Onions

Got for free game that is not released? Nice

Nope. These are superb.

SS 1 is the best

Good. I hope it will be better than Zoom Eternal.

based

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TSE >= BFE Fusion > TFE > TNE > SS2

Serious Sam 3 was shit and awesome in equal parts. I hope they drop the "modern shooter" parody crap, and focus on making the game good this time.

If Last Hope is anything to go by then definitely.

I didn't find it to be shit at any part.
The beginning alone BTFO of the modern Doom titles.

What the fuck is with this first/second encounter bullshit?
I played the serious Sam game on the original Xbox. It went from Egypt to jungle shit, to castles and lava stuff and finally fighting mental at the big church. Is that both?

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The first encounter is Egypt, while the jungles and castles are the second encounter. I think that console version just had both together

Yeah the Xbox version is both mixed together
Pretty sure some levels from TFE have weapons that were introduced in TSE and other weird stuff

Yes.

Serious Sam Xbox is a modified version of serious sam first and second encounter put together.

TFE and TSE were two separate PC games that for the Xbox release were cut up and tacked together with silly, cartoony cutscenes and SS2 ended up being a continuation of THAT version instead of the PC version.

still a good port desu

>see you at E3 2018
Croteam rarely disappoints me but this was their biggest fuck up

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Ok good I thought I was missing out

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Ss is too slow to be a doom killer

>What the fuck is with this first/second encounter bullshit?
kid pls...

SS is literally FAR faster than the ZOOM games. Not even joking.

Reminder that this will be the first time since SS2 that a Croteam game will have some sort of actual budget.

>Doom is touted to have incredible speed since 1, and eternal gave you literal speed boost and hopping to the point they include platforming
>"lol SS is faster bro just believe me bro"

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SS3 had bigger budget than SS1/2 combined

Oh don’t start with that kid shit faggot

where are the cloppity-clop skellies?
their absence from the game would be blasphemy.

Yes, you clearly haven't played the original Doom games nor Serious Sams if you think that these console Duums are "fast".

they're behind the camera man, flanking

That's because you're not white..

Clearly you haven't because I own both on PC. Provide evidence next time

Doom and Serious Sam in the same year? Cool.

I like SS but that's just not true you colossal faggot. And SW is faster than both of them. If anything is going to top Eternal, its going to be Shadow Warrior 3, just like Shadow Warrior 2 was much better mechanically than Doom 2016.

Serious Sam is serious shit. Literally a fucking meme series where the devs just fucked around and even acknowledged their games are low-budget intentionally frustrating trash.

>SS is literally FAR faster than the ZOOM games

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Does this mean that Fusion will finally be fixed?

And yet it was still just half a million.
SSHD was actually only partially done and still features tons of old textures, models and sound effects since the company at that point was near bankruptcy, Talos was created mostly of already finished assets from SS4 and Last Hope was also mostly made of recycled and store-bought assets.

>this user actually believes this
They lost most of their budget on a modern military project that was canned back in 2007. Why else would the serious sam HD games existed?

What evidence? It's clearly apparent if you actually play the games. nu-Dooms not only halt your process and pacing down all the time, but your speed is also pathetic.

of all the things you could brag that had merit (like enemy count) why did you pick fucking speed?

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Why the fuck haven't you niggers actually played TFE and TSE yet? Say what you want but both are fun games that treat the player as players instead of retarded mouthbreathing gorillas and don't stop doing so.

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How's Talos run on the Switch?

the theme is classic horror monsters?
i see alien-head freddy kruger, mummies and vampires.
also some kind of yog-sothoth monstrosity on the left?

They were shown in the pre-alpha footage and christmas teaser.

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Because it is one undeniable element.
It's fucking insane how the console kids think that such slog as D2016 and Eternal would be "fast paced".

You are not hearing the rattle-rattle

I assume flawlessly.
the PC port runs on total toasters.

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