Just started watching what am I in for

Just started watching what am I in for

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painful

A mostly mediocre sci-fi/horror film with a fun action sequence near the end.

best video game movie ever filmed. The FPS camera section is pure kino, may I dare to say, lynchian?

A few mins in, the guns don’t look like the game versions so I’m kinda bummed

Boring Aliens wannabe that resented being a Doom movie.

Karl Urban was a perfect Doomguy and Dwayne Johnson was alright in an antagonist role, but you know. So hard to fuck up a Doom movie and they still managed to do it by refusing to have anything to do with Doom other than like a 5 minute sequence that doesn't really hold up post-Hardcore Henry.

they literally say trollface in the movie

whatever you do dont watch the sequel (doom annihilation), by comparison doom 2005 is a masterpiece, annihilation is that bad

A very generic action flick with a literal fps sequence at the end.

Karl Urban and The Rock ft. 5 mins of first-person action and Hell Knights the later games borrowed

Why did they name the wheelchair guy after pinkies? Why not give him a normal name? A
Are there any pink demons in this movie?

One based off the Doom 3 version in the FPS sequence

WHY DO THE DEMONS HAVE TOUNGE PARASITES WHAT

Turn off your brain and you'll enjoy the ride.The Rock is comically aggressive in this film.

Because its just a generic scifi film that borrowed some names for cheap brand recognition, its not really Doom

Ok so apparently I’m the imp they killed is human???? What

Yes, it's really Resident Evil in space more than Doom

Ok the fight between destroyer and the hell knight is pretty good

Oh my god they aren’t even demons it’s just mars bacteria they injected into some dudes jesus fucking h Christ

yes, its martians, they try to half ass it with a "mapping the soul" concept later on to make it evil

Ah yes, “evil science magic”

Oh my god that’s why he’s called pinky because he BECOMES THE PINKY oh my god please kill me

All Doom needs to be is Predator meets Dawn of the Dead set in Event Horizon. Have a squad of action heroes that could carry a solo movie, drop them into a scenario that gets progressively worse as time goes on until they start getting killed one by one. Eventually the hero\leader is the last man standing and descends into a kennel of savagery that surpasses the demonic hordes to the point of frightening them. Have it culminate in a battle vs something big, maybe the Cyber Demon, maybe the Mech Spider. When the dust settles, the hero is victorious and just as the demons all seem to bow down to him in reverence, he starts killing again with a seemingly endless rage. During the end credits we're shown pictures of his happy life on Earth, and then the camera moves into the picture of his home and we see the ground fall away, ominous lighting, and demonic noises are heard.

OP, you're in for a movie so bland it nearly killed the Rock and Karl Urban's careers.

finish the fucking movie then go post on Yas Forums faggot

Well that just hurts my feelings

no

disappointment

Because Facehuggers were taken lol.
Doom Movie wants to be Aliens so bad.

Rosamund Pike titties

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gggrr aaaaaaaaaaaaa

>urban rock

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>Boring Aliens wannabe that resented being a Doom movie.
Like how Doom3 wanted to be System Shock instead of Doom?

That first person scene was honestly kinda cool but why is Dwayne the final fight like at least have him turn into a big demon or something. What the fuck did I just watch