Shit animation

>shit animation
>shit voice acting
>shit combat
>shit shooting
>no map
>boring quests
>shit directions
>cops attack you for no reason
>literally nothing to do
>can't talk to most people
so when is this trash supposed to get good?

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zoom zoom

you only get this because 3/10 is right

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Absolute Amerijank

Ahhh playing this game on my 9800 pro in 2004 what a great game, encountered no bugs too with patches :3

Suck my farts OP

>cops attack you for no reason
What kind of a ADD zoomer shit do you have to be to piss off the cops in this game?

>no map
>cops attack you for no reason
UH OH LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S GOTTA GIT GUD

Lol op played Nosferatu first playthrough

PC cucks have no standards, so tons of garbage games recieve undeserved hype. It's why all they do know is beg for console exclusive ports

Hell if I know, they just opened fire when I walked up to them.

Nope, I took the fancypants race. Guess that was a mistake since there are no dialogue options worth a shit.

>cops attack you for no reason
Were you in the clinic on the third floor, or did you go past the front desk without getting permission? Cops never attack you for no reason. If it was somewhere else then you probably committed a crime in front of someone and they were already on alert. I've never had cops randomly attack me for no reason in dozens of playthroughs.

good bait thread, faggot.

Very brave of you to show everyone how bad you are at video games.

Yes but I dommed the guard and he stopped giving a fuck. I accidentally started picking a lock on the street but I cancelled it and nobody saw.

Exactly what the fuck is it that people see in this game then? So far it's been ass. Wandering around the clinic for ages, nothing to do except give some thot my blood, which does fucking nothing, and pick up some pills, most of which do fucking nothing.

Then I did this retarded sidequest where a serial killer calls the apartment of a guy he captured and killed for some fucking reason and invites me over to get murdered, so I go over and run through the goofy haunted house of generic serial killer shit. Then I meet the guy I'm supposed to find who helpfully tells me that the obvious trope of a serial killer is a serial killer. Then there's a shitty fight that I died on multiple times because enemies are apparently allowed to block whenever they want and make counter-hits while the player is stuck with slow swings, which is just awesome. But then I realized that the bloodboost whatever is an instant win button, so that's also awesome. Then I sat through some of the worst voice acting I've ever heard in my life as the guy I rescued told me he LOST MUH TRIGGER FINGER so I had to go see the other guy who told me that since that dude LOST HIS TRIGGER FINGER he had sidequests to give me. Then I couldn't follow his directions, and the cops started shooting for no reason. And that's probably all I'll ever play of Bloodlines.

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Sounds like you just suck at video games and you're blaming the game.

OK, what exactly am I supposed to find appealing about this game? The environment looks nice I guess? Killing shit isn't fun, talking to people isn't fun, exploring isn't fun... what exactly are the fun parts supposed to be?

Fun is subjective, and you are objectively retarded.

>muh subjectivity
OK, so this game is objectively shit, thanks for letting me know.

What do you even find fun? I really don't want to tell you to go back to Fortnite but you're not giving me much of a choice.

Good RPGs.

Haven't seen this level of retardation in a while. And I've seen people burning down cell phone towers.

Are you playing as Nosferatu and just ignored all the text talking about them?

Fuck off back to skyrim then since thats the most your tiny brain can handle.

You have to be into vampires or something. I dropped it over 10 years ago before it was popular and only played it for the haunted house level, most overhyped shit ever.

u dumb fuck.

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Nope. Playing the posh seduction-focused race.

Never played skyrim.

What a great defence.

>so when is this trash supposed to get good
nosferatu sewers

hey man if the game's not for you just don't play
most people like the game for the writing and atmosphere but if it's not your thing there are a shitton of other games to try

>shit animation
Yes, and that's a GOOD thing.
>shit voice acting
No, half of the girls still give me a boner from their voices alone.
>shit combat
Yes. Just cheat.
>shit shooting
Yes. Just cheat.
>no map
Bait
>boring quests
No.
>shit directions
?
>cops attack you for no reason
?
>literally nothing to do
?
>can't talk to most people
?
After analyzing this post it seems like it's mostly bait, have a good day.