Anons... what the FUCK?

Anons... what the FUCK?

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What?

It's well known that bungie likes little boys.

she was based off pop culture depictions of cleopatra and drawn by a weeb who liked little titty anime girls

I can't fucking deal with it, bros. I can't deal with how much of a fucking mommy Halo 4 Cortana is. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Based

>progressively uglier face
CE and 2 are top charm

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I wish she kept her attitude beyond CE/2.

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>What if Chiefs mom figure was also his girlfriend LOOOL
Fuck coomers and fuck 343.

Halo 4 Cortana is the best designed. It's a shame they turned her into his gf but you can't deny how hot she is in Halo 4.

I dont often think about how hot my mom is. What the fuck is wrong with you? Stop thinking with your dick all the time.

1 and 2
>witty AI sidekick
3
>boring AI sidekick
4
>hormonal love interest
5
>holographic god/hormonal love interest

Why the hell are you going on about your mom for? Why are you so offended by attractive female designs?

>Halo 4 Cortana is the best designed. It's a shame they turned her into his gf
Do 343 devs REALLY??

>ywl never have mecha-inspired master chief armor
why live

>3
>boring AI sidekick
She's absent 80% of the game save for her damsel in distress outbursts

lame

>2

Looks like a man famalamaham

Im not offended by attractive female design, but not all female characters need to be shitty eye candy. Halo 1 was easily the best design for the character shes supposed to be.

Shutup and post your mum here if you're not that into your mum.

fuck it, rolling

one away from winrar

CE Cortana would have been the best design if she had better hair

Black Cortana was best Cortana

Halo 2 remaster Cortana is the cutest one

Sod off!

>canonically the Mjolnir suit has a "stress relief" function that sexually stimulates the user until they cum
>mfw there's a chance that Cortana might have manually activated said function while she was inhabitating Chief's armor

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4tana is the best. IDGAF about what anyone else says

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>Everywhere you look now female characters are either SJW trash or coomer trash
Fucking kill me

I prefer 2's Cortana. 1 was a little too janky, the rest have a serious case of manjaw.

2 is that perfect blend of feminine and synthetic.

6 is just nightmare material.

what if it bugged out on one of the Female Spartans and instead constantly keeps them on edge haha

Pixie Cortana was the best, I loved how much of a smartass she was

I honestly like the h2 anniversary cortana the most