You ever buy a game with your dick? How did it go?

You ever buy a game with your dick? How did it go?

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I got banned from GameStop.

Honestly everything I do with my dick always goes well.

I bought a game for dick and it went well. The sequel was a massive disappointment.

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It was pretty good.

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bastard Bonds
mediocre game, wasn't good.

bought skullgirls. game was good, fap was good

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Post THAT xc2 dancing webm

>503701354
God taste

Yes, that one. It went well.

They craftily put this on the back of the box. I lost interest pretty quick.

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i got into Xenoblade and Senran Kagura because my dick told me to.

Xenoblade was excellent.

Senran Kagura was good initially, but after the series peaked with Deep Crimson it all went downhill.

Yes, two times in fact.
>Red ninja end of honor
The game is clunky as shit, you can't move the camera with the left stick or even put it behind you with a button press, the stealth is broken (it's better to just stay out of the shadows and wiggle your ass in front of the enemy, if they fall for it you can instakill them, if they don't they still don't approach you with their weapons out so you can get a good 3 hits in before they react) and the bosses are a nightmare because you can't move the fucking camera, and 3 of them are bullshit "puzzles".
>Senran kagura estival versus
Saw tits on the cover and a $20 pricetag, got repetitive combat, dogshit story, subpar graphics, ass framerate and like a thousand dollars worth of DLC. Still put up with it because the masochistic blonde with huge tits makes my dick hard, dropped it when i found out the platinum requires at least 50 hours of mindless grindan.

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Great, I have obtained a new waifu and really enjoy the gameplay.

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Well I have bought a cheap hentai game I enjoyed before, so I guess it went well.

Hey, at least you still get to the fight diamond dick form in 2.

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No, but I've pirated games with my dick. Ended well.

It was Starless

Only porn games. Tends to go alright.

>red ninja
Fuck I forgot that game.
I knew it was shit but I'd pay for more microkimonos.

This thread won't last long.

You will never be a woman

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This.

I just grabbed fanart of Pyra off gelbooru because I bought the game with my dick and it was good.

>Muh sekret kluv ;__;;

>they talk about the game and they like pyra lewds

seems alright.

So you're just another "useful idiot"

Thank fucking God. I like having the capacity to reason, even if it does come saddled with accountability and responsibility.

lustful idiot.

A few times, it usually doesn't go well. Witch and the Hundred Knight was dreadful, and I never got far into Omega Life Labyrinth.

Inazuma Eleven and Yokai Watch.
They were comfy.

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This Yas Forums guy seems pretty nice

Bought Rumble Rose's XX with my dick. Alright for lewd grapples, but the fighting is braindead easy and the in-game tutorials only cover about half of what you can actually do.
Sad we'll never get a third Rumble Roses game.

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>Yas Forums is the best place to discuss the game
That doesn't sound right

Why not? No one is competing for points, so they can give honest unfiltered opinions.

Do you have a link to this Reddit thread? I looked through each of these people's Reddit accounts (the ones that still exist) and none of them have these comments.

These days it is, every other website has moved on from the game, while Yas Forums still has daily waifubait threads for it.