Does /v or /ck have better memes

/ck wins by circumstance because bad cooking is hilarious

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>/ck/ is a slow and comfy board
if you put aside the dumb imperial vs metric shitstorms and the countless "my favorite junk food brand is better than yours" threads, it is.

laughing at bad cooking is a primal thing because ineptitude in preparing food equals weakness

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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN GRILL IT SKIN SIDE UP NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK

TO GET THE SKIN CRISPY! CRISPY SKIN IS DELICIOUS

Is that.. onions?

Those are eggs bro.

>Spend all that effort not touching the rack directly
>Full-on grips the scalding stove panel near the en

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They're swimming in... onions sauce?!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

>onions
S 0 Y

ck has like 10 threads they just recycle
the rest is youtube advertisements

gamer fuel

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video games always better than food

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>that grease

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/ck/ is bad because nobody actually talks about cooking. Just snacks.
At least here there are some video game threads.

oh my fuck

That one just makes me sad, that's a beautiful fish and he was being too much of a pussy about flipping it.

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Man I miss 3d doritos. Shit was spectacular

holy shit, those 3d doritos almost look real

Are these real?

>Decide I want to learn how to cook chili
>Every recipe suggest using canned beans, but says dry beans work too.
>"Heh, I'm going to be a badass and prepare dry beans beans."
>Follow instructions and soak beans
>They end up hard
>Realize I need to still cook them after soaking.
>Leave them in for 2 seconds longer than required, and they get mushy and fall apart.
>Attempt to cook dry beans multiple times.
>They're either undercooked or overcooked.
>Spend a whole year attempting dry beans.
>Get lucky a few times and get good beans.
>The chance of good beans is still incredibly inconsistent.
>Finally say "fuck it, and buy canned beans.
>They're perfectly cooked, soft yet firm, flavorful, plentiful, takes not time and effort, better than I ever managed.
Dry beans are a meme, bros. Don't fall for that shit. Can't tell you how many hours I wasted only to have my whole apartment smelling like mushy beans.

>tfw he's proud of it

Dry beans are a long and arduous process but completely worth it

Literal children

/ck/'s memes are pretty bad. Especially the quarantine memes like "i can't cook, tell me how to do it."

I'm convinced that dry beans only exist to sell beans to idiots like me, who think they're above canned.

Does /ck/ have as many obnoxious tripfags as Yas Forums does?
I swear there's a new fucking one every day and no one here has the common curiosity to tell them to kill themselves anymore

I can't think of any tripfags. But retards make the trip, not the other way around.

Might not be bad, pizza on zucchini instead of bread is breddy good.

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Nah, all tripfags are retards

oh yeah corn snacks in bionicle tubes were a thing a few years ago weren't they?

>nah
I don't know what you think I said, but you're proving me right.

Newfags who derail entire threads because a tripfag posted on-topic should be snuffed.

>Does /ck/ have as many obnoxious tripfags as Yas Forums does?
no>Nah, all tripfags are retards
true

It's all reddit memes dipshit. You should go back for saying that though.

>But retards make the trip, not the other way around.
>Trip makes the retard
I don't know what else you could mean
Put your trip back on so I can filter you retard