Seriously guys, it's good

how are people this dumb

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That's a nice picture of you, m8.

>Cut out 90% of the game
>Sell Parts of the game areas as DLC
>Milk it for 15 years
>Episodic
>Cutting out characters
>Adding them as DLC
>Summons are basically boss only scripted events
>Shitty hybrid combat
>Every boss they have shown has boring phases where it jumps/flies away and you can't attack it, glowing weak point, and other dull as fuck shit that makes boss fights boring
>Butchering the game and catering to zoomers is a shitty reason to change it in the first place.
>Adding 100 hours in midgar
>SE expects me to pay anywhere from 300-1000 dollars on a video game they couldn't finish in 10+ years and additional 15 more years because they want to milk it via our cashgrab for years to come.
>To much realism
>Have more FMV and movie then game play
>No soul
>No fantasy left.
>No quality
>Excuses Excuses Excuses Excuses Excuses
Nice try Cuck-Enix this remake is trash and your senior staff know it. Why do you think it was given to the b team? they know they can't make the game justice. Nothing will ever top final fantasy 7 and they know this so they gave it to the youth to fuck it up and all the chinks know it's shit so they will just sit back do nothing and suck up the money kill the final fantasy name some more like they been doing since 2001 after the release of final fantasy 10.
So what will happen is this remake will be trash zoomers will eat it up and sales number will be high but that does not say anything about the quality this is about MONEY AND GREED! nothing more nothing less. Fuck off and die cuck enix SquareSoft is KING!

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What kind of person don't have at least a computer fast enough to properly emulate kingdom hearts?

>own a system capable of playing it.
Almost wanted to buy a pisspoor but after seeing that ending I'm fucking glad I did not.

ITT: reatards that have not played the game parroting what they read elsewhere

t's in episodes and they had 13 years to finish a 3 disc video game that came out in 1997.
They really expect me to pay for 1/3 of a game for full price then make us wait 2 years each release. So with the amount of bloat and padding they add with each disc we are talking about...6 parts or more? add in 60-120 each disc +dlc costs=500-1000 dollars on a video game that is over 20 years old.
I have a idea take out ALL the bloat and padding put in all the areas of the game complete the game and sell it to me for 60 dollars then add in the bloat and padding later as DLC because nobody is forcing me to buy DLC or a season pass (PC release) and that's fair enough. Also the only reason they are catering to zoomers is because they know that is where the money is so they are choosing to jew out because corporate just wants the money so they completely change the game up to flashy and shiny combat because zoomers have gold fish syndrome.

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To be fair this remake is not for true fans of final fantasy 7 it's for zoomers only just like every other final fantasy past 10 has been. 13 was 100% a failure and 15 was worse. I mean other then the boy band trio and the car pushing it looks to fucking real. The point of a fantasy setting is to not look like reality
15 looks like I'm playing final fantasy in california in the forest. I need this remake like i need a infected Scrotum. The one thing i could of asked for was take classic mode and make it to be just like the original game with the ATB system and i mean just like it yes all 3 of your parts member sitting in a line
waiting for the ATB to come up with better graphics nothing more nothing less and you had over 20 years to do it and you didn't you wouldn't and you won't. Thank you once again cuck-enix and Tetsuya Nomura for showing me you don't have half the talent SquareSoft had and it shows every release that you have completely fucking failed as a video game company and should consider killing yourself or shutting down your scams.

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You get no pussy huh?

Are you at least getting paid to shill this shit game?

t. someone who beat it

damn u sure showed him xD

this "game" is gonna be a trainwreck.
>play time
2-3 hours if you do everything (including throwing a 9 darter)
>parts
about 10
>year of the final part
around 2050
>red xiii
not in. too hard to render for these millenial devs. they'll find a bullshit excuse, though. and fanboys will defend it.
>crossdressing
heavily altered to appease the tranny community
>music
orchestral trash
>tifa
ethic'd
>sephiroth
in your face
>enemy designs
soulless
>genesis
in
>mullet boy
in
>keepers of fate
in wtf
>chocobo breeding
wait... did you already forget that this is just part 1 of 10 without any overworld whatsoever? lmao
>limit breaks
one per character
>materia
paid dlc
>hell house
cut
>soul
not found
>voice acting
literal youtubers
>summons
only in boss battles (so literally five opportunities in the "whole" "game")
>final boss
motor ball (confirmed!)
>do literally nothing
to win

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I played kingdom hearts and i know exactly where this is going.
A pretty decent and solid first game that starts to get a bit fucky wucky by the end.
Then you boot the second part and what the absolute in name of fuck is that shit?

They will make a new FF and it will be called FFVII remake part 2 -A fragmentary passage- now with more Kingdom Heart bullshit

its good but that ending was so fucking retarded it makes me not want to get part 2

>doomposters
>mfw I used to ignore them but after playing the game I must admit they had a point

Final Fantasy 7 Remake was a tech demo for the ps3
>Ps3 was launched in 2006
>13 years of waiting for one game
>They had 13 years to make 7 remake
>All we get is the first .00000000001% of the game that will be filled with MASSIVE padding and 100 hours into a single area labeled as a full game
>They expect 60 dollars for each part+DLC+possibly buying characters
>60 dollars+DLC
>In parts
>Parts
>They expect full price for each installment
>They had 13 years to give us a full game instead they wait 13 years and take the original areas of the game and split them into parts because and i quote (the project is to big to finish)
To big to finish huh...more like we here at cuck enix are extremely lazy and rather do nothing and make lazy garbage titles all day instead of making good games. Oh what's that?
were is 8 remastered? being produced by a third party company because we don't give a FUCK!. Yes we are aware it's been 13 years but we don't care we gave it another team because we can't live up to SquareSoft
i mean do you expect us to be on that level of love and quality? surely you jest! at cuck enix the quantity=quality we could spend years making a high quality game or make 20 of them in under 4 years.

We are here to fuck you out of your money so bow down and suck my bugmen COCK!!!

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what's it like being an ignorant twat

I really enjoyed a lot of it but it seriously shit the bed with the time jannies and the ending to the point that I'd almost consider it shit

Terrible combat, nonsensical story. Bad game.
Really pretty visuals tho.

I understand where they're coming from as well. Ending was fucking bizarre, but it really doesn't affect how much I enjoyed the other 40 hours of game-time I got in. The boss rush we essentially got at the end was amazing for me.

>sell parts of the game areas as dlc
>cutting out characters
>adding them as dlc
Based time traveler, how many parts are there? How does it end? Who dies?
>too much realism
Oh. You didn't play the game. My mistake. You have actually fine criticisms in there, but it was too hard to pick it out through all your extra chromosomes.

All these secondaries fucking seething that they didn't get the pretty looking remake they wanted of a game they never played. It gives me life.

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fuck Cloud

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If the writers don't want to be constrained by writing the same story again why can't they just hire someone who does?

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>only 13 9gag faces
c'mon user you can do better

>1/3 of a game
You fucking wish. Midgard is like 1/3 OF THE FIRST DISC!

The rest of the game wasn't faithful, the "doomers" didn't want the game shat on whereas people like you enjoy linear movie games with near 0 replayability so you're satisfied with buying trash like this.

>advertise faithful remake
>millions of people buy faithful remake because they want a faithful remake
>turns out it's not a faithful remake
>"this is fine haha jessie so thirsty xD"
This is on top of it being an episodic chopped up game with like 10 hours of padding.

You guys should just admit you're idiots.

>Cuck enix is taking a 20 year old game known as final fantasy 7 ripping it apart and selling it back to you in parts
>60-120 each+dlc costs
>Each part
>At bare minimum that is 2-4 years each release
>It will be finished in the year 2030-2035
>The possible outcome could be 500 dollars+
>All they did was remove all areas of the game add tons of bloat+padding
>By there logic the game will be 20 parts or more at 60-120 each+dlc costs
>With no quality control at all
>They didn't even have the balls to make the game the way it was made...turned based!
>Let's turn fortnite into a massive open world game but here is the kicker...it's fully turned based!
Clearly they have turned on there fan base. They don't give a fuck about you! they don't care about you at all! yet you zoomer fucks will defend it!
Well i hope you enjoy that big fat cock going deep inside you from your corporate masters because you people are being FUCKED everyday.
FUCKED every day for every last penny you have...and they only ask one thing in return...bend over just a little farther so i stick this dick up your ass a little deeper!
*SLAM!*
A little bit deeper!
*SLAM SLAM*
A little big deeper
*SLAM SLAM THUD THUD THUD!*
At least someone is happy and it's them blowing load after load after load inside you...FAGGOTS!

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I get it bro, you're never going to get pussy and you can't argue, chill.

>I get it bro, you're never going to get pussy and you can't argue, chill.

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No. The last 2 chapters are fucking shit. Nojima needs to fucking quit right now.

>FF7R2
>you play as Zack from the start
>it's basically FF7AC, but with improved characters (but not the background)
>It has some differences because It's not truly Zack, but "Memory Zack", the Zack that lives in cloud's memory and all this part of the game is him curing himself
>retarded retcon saying with all the words that hojo copypasted Zack's memories into cloud to cause problems with the powers of the crystals and science
>son of Aeris and Red XIII from a parallel dimension comes to the rescue and he looks a lot like lion king sora

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