"Time ghosts barely affect the plot"
"Final Fantasy 7 Remake is faithful to the original"
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So in the end someone made their fanfic and got it into the game.
Sephiroth falls in love with Cloud.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina (Jenova) with the Ex-SOLDIER's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when Sephiroth recounts the previous day's confessions to Cloud, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the Cloud he called is not the same Cloud he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Cloud's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Sephiroth's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
Why is the Sephiroth music playing and why is Jenova t-posing?
You haven't played the Remake, so I don't care about your opinion. If you think FFVII is nothing but its story, you're a faggot. It's a remake, not a remaster, FVII is good game that's massively overrated and you can't objectively explain why the new story is bad, your complaint boils down to
>different = bad
Get fucked.
>and you can't objectively explain why the new story is bad
All the story beats are fucked up because Sephiroth shows up way too early and literally spoils everything.
This is objectively terrible
Aerith and Sephiroth are time travelers and time ghosts appear everywhere.
You don't know how to make a point. Or more like, you can't. You're retarded if you think the time stuff isn't explicitly either for older fans, or if you think showing Sephiroth is sacrilege given that everyone and their mother knows he is the final boss of VII.
It's objectively bad because time travel, spoilers everywhere, and literal Harry Potter dementors are flying around fucking with shit. It was a perfectly serviceable story, this shit is awful
I don't care who the time stuff is for, retard. It still makes the story worse
This is - no joke - an extremely accurate webm of the game. And that's sad.
Fucking saved.
Why are they all looking at Red as if him running with some kids is a bad thing
No it doesn't.
>retard calling people that can argue retard
You're proving my point, you fucking mong. All you do is say
>different is bad
You haven't played the game. Your opinion is worthless. Play the original and shut up.
Who knows. Just sloppy storytelling.
They're not time travellers. Aerith is a cetra who can hear the spirits talk, as they're a part of the lifestream. They're not time ghosts, they're enforcers of fate. The planet knows how it's all going to play out. Sephiroth has assimilated into the lifestream and is part jenova, so he knows too. Hence why he's trying to change the outcome Not that hard to understand retard.
I have played the original. I played it nearly twenty years ago.
It's the better story
No arguments. I knew the people that hate the Remake were unironic retards, thank you for driving my point further.
Refute this you stupid bitch nigger
I played FF7 around the year it was released and i think changing the story is a great idea. Only zoomer faggots that pretend to be offended by it care. I want to see something different, can't wait for Aerith to live either.
Please quit posting if you haven't beaten the remake ffs
It's a 10/10
time jannies
lmao that sounds fucking retarded
Then what's up with Zack surviving
>Aerith and Sephiroth are time travelers
how retarded do you have to be to not understand a story as simple as ff7r
It's not a remake, it's a sequel.
In the timeline the game takes place in, he doesn't.
dude time travel lmao 10/10
All right, you're just a baiting retard then. Bye.
I haven't made it to the Shinra building yet. Do you ever get to play as Red XIII?
No
>They're not time travellers. They're simply connecting with their heart across reality to appear in the present time.
It's a rose by any other name, retard.
Then what's the point? Why introduce retarded capeshit multiverse garbage?
Now I wish Sephiroth was as metal as in this picture.
(Laughs)
I mean if you couldn't even understand the basic plotline of the game I don't know what use me explaining anything deeper to you is going to be. Go play a moba.
If you unironically delineate games between soul and soulless, kill yourself. Your pathetic virgin existence is worthless.
>They're not time travellers
Not an argument
saying a story is bad is one thing, but being so stupid that you couldn't even grasp what the story was in the first place is just embarrassing imho
So why we hate this game again? Never played this one or the original one.
the time ghosts unironically make this goofy webm cooler
LMAO
Way to tip your hand in showing you never played the game but still continue to shitpost. Kill yourself
>he thinks Aerith is a Whisper
This is a literal story written for children and it's still too advanced for you.
dude time travel so deep lmao 10/10
>aerith is a time traveler and my proof is that this random ghost is a time traveler
i'm all out of brainless wojacks
It isn't. The Remake is better in every way, except the fact that it is not the full game.
Not real.
Lmaoing at your life, you fucking retarded bitch.
>time ghost bad
>why?
>uh, FUCK YOU IT'S BAD I HAVEN'T PLAYED IT BUT DIFFERENT IS BAD
Kill yourself, I don't even know how you have the mental capacity to breathe, see, smell, hear, and touch things without your brain melting from an overload of stimuli. Are you one of those uniroinc autists still obsessed with Thomas the Tank Engine?
Imagine the highly acclaimed game from years ago got a REMAKE, but it actual isn't a REMAKE, but a sequel with fanfic tier story that shits all over itself. The old fanbase will not like it, and the new people won't have any fucking idea what's going on.
The guy said aerith and sephiroth are the time travellers. They're not. They just can see what's gonna happen in the future due to their connection in the planet. Hence why in the original aerith was 100% okay with going to city of the ancients to die because she knew that was the winning stroke.
Shouldn't the Planet always be on a near-constant red alert about the future being doomed? Why does the Planet care that one particularly future could happen? Is it because THIS one future is the one it's certain will play out? How does the Planet know this outside of all the possible future timelines?
How is this a faithful remake if both Sephiroth and Aerith agree the future needs to be changed by the end of the episode? Are you Tetsuya Nomura by any chance? Don't answer that, I can tell by the cum in your mouth that you are.
>Let me just strawman something you never said about Aerith real quick
I'm not even the person who wrote that post. Stop strawmanning.
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The planet knows sephiroth/JENOVA are the real threats, and the events of the original showed that was a successful attempt at ousting them before they did serious damage.