ITT: Yas Forums fixes FF7 Remake

ITT: Yas Forums fixes FF7 Remake

>step 1: delete Roche

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step 2: delete everything else

step 3: kill this man child

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just make it a comedic reinterpretation. fixes all the problems.

The REMAKE title doesn't so much apply to Final Fantasy getting a remaster, as it does to a huge spoiler concept in the game. That is the real reason for the title.

TL;DR: Nomura fucked with the script to make sure everyone remembers that he is Kojima Jr.

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Make it an actual tamale rather than some alternate timeline story that covers the first 5 out of 60+ hours of the original game’s story

Delete nothing because it is pretty good already

And this thing

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just remove time jannies
i'm fine with expanding the world and characters but the time travel horseshit is so unbelievably retarded that it causes me genuine pain
everyone agrees the game is great until the story starts shitting itself with the ghost fuckery- so just fucking remove it. get it out of there. nobody earnestly wants the dumbass KH shit. its a alright game that rams its own head up its ass and becomes a ouroboros of eating its own feces

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>fix
how do you fix something that is already too late to be fixed?