Are you ready for the new Xcom?

Are you ready for the new Xcom?

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kill all scalies you mentally degenerate fucks

I'm ready for the porn, yes

Yes, remind me how Sneks and Human Men perform sexual intercourse again?

why do snakes have tits

Even the game has a snek strip club in the background.
Plus didn't the devs retweet a thing about snek when XCOM 2 came out?

Good question, they don't need to produce milk...

>Even the game has a snek strip club in the background.
I love it when the devs know and acknowledge shit like this

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BRING
IT
ON

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>devs give in to coomers
That's not very based in my books

I guess her tail will go down between the legs, then either wrap around the shoulders or waist. or just coil around the legs, keeping them together while the parts are aligned.
Either human DNA or venom sacks can't remember which.

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to make human blood rush to their nether

Xcom is not a game.

More like xcum lmao.
Gears tactics looks to be a better game.

For posterity.

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snek are heavily genetically engineered, the boobs are likely to pacify the male they are coupling with

dilate

The Snake boobies are for providing milk

Yeah, they posted some cute viper art some furfag made and said something like "It's a shame that all Vipers are pure evil and must be destroyed"

Vigorously.

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>ywn get a BJ from a giant snake woman
why bother living

Venom sacks

Sexual Dimorphism has the females only produce venom, to protect their young, whereas males don’t have it since they usually fuck off after knocking up a female

Gross

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What the fuck is even going on in this pic? Fuck anime manga shit. The art is always so lazy

I humbly request the origins of this picture

>$10

I don't get it, this feels like a trap.
The steam trailer discussing the gameplay sounds perfectly fine. In fact, the overall game seems really good.

Is there something I'm missing here? Why so cheap.
Yes, I know about the pre-order discount. But that brings up even more questions!

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>Are you ready for the new Xcom?

As a matter of fact, I am user, I can't wait to pl-

>Pansexual black lady in all the trailers being the predominant leader of the squad
>Chimera Squad is the squad the developers want you to play as and not something you create
>Viper model has been drastically unlewdified, her boob size are reduced and her womanly arms have been beefed up to be more masculine to fight the patriarchy
>Mutons look like space niggers now with a fucked up jaffa face.
>more useless female characters nobody wants to play or include in their squad except for the snek lady
>when one of your agents bleed out or die, you are forced to restart mission

Nice, game turned into shit before my own eyes.

Fuck off poltard

>not only retarded and seething but illiterate as well
Christ, you really are one of a kind.

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...

I want to boop the snake!

Lovingly

>reads one thing I said
>disregards everything else

you're either shilling for this game desperate for a quick buck because you're a pathetic failure with no income and need to survive the quarantine or just a brainlet who forgot to commit suicide.

>if one unit dies you have to restart
DoA

DIVERSUS VIRIBUS

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if you want to keep getting humiliated thats your right as an ESL shitposter

>mfw there are retards that are defending this in the previous thread

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I'm only in it for the snek tits, nigga.

Snake wants human seed

fuck off poltard

Well I mean I do that anyway, but it's lame that they force it.

>after getting btfo multiple times projection is all he has left

YOU FOOL, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT WILL DO?

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Is it always funny? The moment people shat on the obvious sjw influence, the shitty gameplay and graphics, the inconsistent lore, hordes of obvious retarded tranny shills descend to defend the game.

yes, that's you. yourself, you describe

SEETHING STORMKEK FUCK OFF
DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH
DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH
DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH

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This. Only Snakefags are defending the shit game.

but where is the white man.

seethe

the moment people began making retarded posts they received pushback
weird how that works huh user

XCOM2
>Vahlen experiments with removing the aliens mental conditioning
>all resulting examples are even more kill crazy than the ones under the ethereals control

Seethe more nazi

Well, no trannies here, we just want to fap.

Reminds me of that Undertale AU

Here's another cute snek

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no, you see, when you fuck off, you have to leave instead of continuing to post badly

>the moment people began making retarded posts they received pushback
yeah like defending an obvious shit game. Thank god there's traces of old Yas Forums left in this place instead of the retarded tranny shill

Dey dindu nuffin, dey just be misundastood.

Lamias are shit.

Dammit who thought it was a good idea to add MELD into sneks

cope

oldfag*
but you see, us white aryan men are oldfags and you're new, you will never be an oldfag like me.

you're incredibly butthurt and new, so very new.

I think I know this one website where you belong, its called reddit, have you heard of reddit?

>repeating himself is all that his minuscule brain is capable of
Seethe some more for me.

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Fake snake.

>watch trailer
>xenos just act like humans but with funny faces
this is not how a race of lab-grown, genetically mishmashed ayys who've never made an indpendent decision in their life would act

you cant stop thinking about chicks with dicks for literally 5 minutes

I didn't know there was a new one, I'm interested

She's not a Lamia

lol cope projection

You don't have to go home, you just can't stay here.
Literally the only solution. We have UFO's they can take.

awooga

New snek, hot off the presses.

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How does it feel that no one gives a fuck about you, Adolf's fuckboy? Not a single developer will ever acknowledge anything you think as true. Diversity will always be our strength and no amount of impotent screaming and crying will change that :)

What would Viper vagina smell and taste like?

They came out with the trailer a few days ago and it'll be released in a week. It's just a side project/spin off.

OK, I've just watched the trailer. Not interested anymore its hot garbage.

again, as has been established, it is you who is seething

bags of sand

nazi?

Stop replying like you're me, I'm still buying it.

here's a real snake

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>How does it feel that no one gives a fuck about you, Adolf's fuckboy
uhh no, Minecraft is the most sold game of all time and there's literally nothing your impotent seethe can do anything about it.

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lmao nigger I ain't reading that shit, its too long, lmao kill urself u r so mad haha.

So most of you are only looking forward to it for the snake porn, am I wrong?

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>again
>ESLtard admits it himself without realizing it
You probably don't even realize how special you really are.

OK just looked at their websites. Insta refund

Nope. Game kinda looks shit senpai.

That’s correct.

Maybe

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You're completely right, but I will probably end up playing this anyway
Then I'll just head back to Mechanicus and Invisible Inc.

>Viper model has been drastically unlewdified, her boob size are reduced and her womanly arms have been beefed up to be more masculine to fight the patriarchy
This is some fucking reach. It's the same model but with a white and black texture and human armor instead of Advent. Tits don't tend to show up under fucking kevlar, my dude.

Looks liek a dog face on snake body.
Maybe lower the eyes and have the mid-eyebrow/nose-spine run straight to the nose tip instead of forming an L shape.
If I knew the proper names for face bones I'd use em.

hmmmmmmm

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qt noodle

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shit man, i don't even remember what we were arguing about
but you continue to seethe about it so CLEARLY my hand is forced here