Hey Faggots

Hey Faggots,
My name is Dante, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any demon slaying contracts? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the best demon hunter in whole world, and perfectly genetically enhanced human demon halfbreed. What talents do you play, other than "five second jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight SSS everytime, and have a subduing hot girlfriend (She just passed out; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

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yeah i'm thinkin cringe

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didnt read but i want to see v is not fun

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dante would never participate in incestual relations my dear, plus real life dante/lady are married to eachother

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say*

Reuben is not Dante kid. Just wait til daddy Kamiya comes back and dropkicks this glorified mocap out the biz.

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no

I'm a human man, why would I get demon slaying contracts?

I would love for kamiya to come back to DMC as well but sadly thats never gonna happen and Reuben has been dante for majority of the games, itsuno takes his bwc so he is never leaving. Also im not sure where kamiya could take that game now that it is steered in itsuno's vision unless he reboots it
lady is human yet she hunts demons

>My name is Dante, and I hate every single one of you.

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His face looks like egoraptor

aging turns you into egoraptor

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Yeah, but she has actual skills in doing so.

Kamiya'll already said he'll either do a remake of 1 or Sparda prequel, that's all on Capcom at this point. This gives him free reign. Better business to outsource to Platinum instead of some rando overseas dev like what happened to the former reboot.

Do you think there is any chance capcom would hire him to remake 1 with all these other remakes going on? It would be great but I have little hope since everyone jerks itusno

Itsuno isn't gonna be on the series forever and besides everyone seems to really want a Dragon's Dogma sequel.

Ngl I do want a DD2 but its most likely they will just have a gap in releases to give him time to work on DD then DMC

DMC3 Dante actually looks like Reuben Langdon.

we an go back and forth all day but this is one big george lucas meme

????

Kamiya has even said his DMC would have turned into a different thing if he kept directing so instead he went for Bayonetta.

Hei Dante wut's up.

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I'm hoping his DMC would still be something different. Let itsuno have his style of DMC, give me something new.

does he say what he actually wanted to do with the series or just that one vague line
I wouldn't mind a demi-fiend game that played like V does but way better

>does he say what he actually wanted to do with the series or just that one vague line
He 100% wants to continue Okami, VJ and DMC his own way.

Fuck off DINO we know that's you

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>DMC with no nero or vergil wanking

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Is that Walter Sullivan?

I never thought the day where a real cosplay girl would look better and more beautiful than the character she's cosplaying. Impressive.

blame capcom's shitty facial scans because the women behind the faces are cute irl

das it mane

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