Hey Faggots,
My name is Dante, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any demon slaying contracts? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the best demon hunter in whole world, and perfectly genetically enhanced human demon halfbreed. What talents do you play, other than "five second jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight SSS everytime, and have a subduing hot girlfriend (She just passed out; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.
Hey Faggots
Benjamin Parker
Jaxson White
yeah i'm thinkin cringe
Aaron Sanchez
didnt read but i want to see v is not fun
Angel Allen
Parker Brown
dante would never participate in incestual relations my dear, plus real life dante/lady are married to eachother
David Ortiz
say*
Adrian Green
Reuben is not Dante kid. Just wait til daddy Kamiya comes back and dropkicks this glorified mocap out the biz.
Justin Jenkins
no
Parker Campbell
I'm a human man, why would I get demon slaying contracts?
Anthony Reed
I would love for kamiya to come back to DMC as well but sadly thats never gonna happen and Reuben has been dante for majority of the games, itsuno takes his bwc so he is never leaving. Also im not sure where kamiya could take that game now that it is steered in itsuno's vision unless he reboots it
lady is human yet she hunts demons