what do they sell in this fine City 31 establishment?
XCOM: Chimera Squad
Blake Hall
Jonathan Jenkins
Diversity.
Isaac Gonzalez
>diversity doesn't mean erasing white people
Lincoln Williams
snek wives
Charles Perez
3rd left looks like a bogdanoff.
Xavier Barnes
god damn this is fucking retarded, nobody complained when they put a faction evil humans who are all white men conviniently, did you miss the memo that Xcom's soldiers have always been international or?
Jonathan Edwards
you were warned the first designer babies would be bogdanoff babies
the ethereals bow to the bogs
Evan Ross
But user they don't look international at all. They looks like americans
Also, nice damage control, shill
Kevin Edwards
Ah, so diverse. Everyone looks the same = diversity.
Blake Brown
>your name is Joe Perez
>you served under the commander during the initial invasion
>see most of your squad, family, and friends die in the chaos
>lose
>spend the next 20 years seething under ayy rule
>your gf gets turned to geneglue
>mom gets CHRYSSALIDED.com
>dad won't stop fucking sneks
>advent breaks into your house weekly to perform mandatory rectal examinations to check for psionic potential
>finally commander comes back
>had enough, finally join back with xcom
>see horrors beyond imagination as you breach alien installations
>see more of your squad, family, and friends die
>finally achieve victory through great sacrifice, both from yourself and humanity
>come back into xcom office next day
>introduced to Vivian I. Perez, the snek your dad married and new head of human-xeno relations in Xcom
>apparently you posted something problematic on AdventNet 5 years ago about "legless-lizard fucking shitheads"
>Vivian tells you Xcom appreciates your service but behavior like that is not conducive to a safe work environment
>"Unfortunately, we will have to let go you. Don't worry sweetie, Dad's in the parking lot to take you home."
>he makes you sit in the backs because he took Vivian's hatchlings along and they have to stay upfront since the A/C doesn't work in the back
X-COM IS DEFEATED