Why Yas Forums is so bad at playing DOOM ETERNAL?

Why Yas Forums is so bad at playing DOOM ETERNAL?

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reason why for most is cause no ones tried playing it more like a character action game (or whatever you like to call them)

>low ammo
>low health
first time with the marauder and he didn't even scratch me
good on her tho, better than 99% of Yas Forums

>better than 99% of Yas Forums
Kek

i dont see whats funny about it, first week after release was literally full of pic related

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I find the Carcass more annoying to fight than the Marauder while totems just plainly suck that doesn't belong to the game.

>platforming
>ever a filter

You underestimate how bad at games casuals are.

>ALERT TOTEM NEARBY
>look around for the totem ignoring mobs
>find it
>reload checkpoint
>go straight for it
>punch it
>all threat is gone
game journos and Yas Forums wouldnt shut the fuck up about bing bing wahoo because they cannot navigate something that isnt a fucking corridor

How can you be satisfied with cheesing it tho?

You do realize the majority of that is just shitposting right?

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>Virtual youtuber cancer
fuck off

>Cancer
It's literally the chemo that is saving vidya based entertainment.

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you can cheese weapon masteries by repeatedly reloading checkpoints, something that was present and abused in 2016 as well, and yet retained as a feature
if the devs allow it, why would you not use it?
naw, i'm purdy sure Yas Forums is just dogshit at vidya
the real chads over at /vr/ loved eternal and finished it on nightmare in one sitting

I just find it funny that some niche v-tuber is better than most of Yas Forums, vidya """""journalists""""""", and popular e-celebs from Twitch or Youtube that Yas Forums worships.

Most vtubers are better at video games than Yas Forums.
How many here have speedrun Sekiro without skipping bosses in little more than 1 hour?

vidya journos that shat on eternal were all soifaced cucks with colorful hair, trannies, or fat feminist lesbian dykes
so people with circulatory issues, no attention span and no motor skills

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>tfw dunked 80% of it down
>drink the last 20%
>it keeps coming back no matter how many times i drink my own vomit

I’m playing on nightmare and have had zero issues with marauder. You’re a brainlet if you can’t figure out how to beat him. Just quit video games you subhuman casual. Sticky bombs near his feet will take him out so easily, but you faggots whine because you suck at video games.

>marauder spawns
>game literally freezes and hands you a 'how to win' pamphlet
>complain you can't kill him
?????????

They’re just tips. I don’t think it’s everything you need to know. Even when I’m playing battle mode sticky bombs placed strategically where you think they’re going has worked for me. Worked well in the campaign too.

But I finished it on UV. I'll probably do it again on Nightmare, but haven't felt the urge to go back yet.

>Mick gordon
lmao

they tell you the essentials, literally how to kill whatever appeared
i kited him around waiting for the flash, figured out his attack patterns, let him hit me a few times to see how lenient i can be, then reloaded and just ballista'd him to death

>You do realize the majority of that is just shitposting right?

It isn't just Yas Forums user, Yas Forums anons are, REALLY fucking bad at any types of games.

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You're a casual if you can't do this.

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hana macchia is cute

Ammo being shared between so many different guns triggers me. I was so confused when I switched to the chain gun to see it empty despite never having used it

I died more times to an archvile wave than the marauder too

>running around to find the fucker
>get assraped by buffed demons