You encounter the 0,000001% random encounter

You encounter the 0,000001% random encounter.

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what is that thing?

ball lightning?

an anomaly obviously

An anomaly. Blowout soon, fellow stalker.

Photoshoptricity

When?

Sonic

Lightning Elemental

just a will-o-wisps

gives you 150% more elemental damage and does sick aoe

Maybe it’s photoshopped?

No less evil than, say, fire...

Is it retarded or does it not know you DON'T traverse train tracks?

Blue cuckodemon

Now.

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its fake

Now!

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tomorrow

...

A really powerful laser pointer.

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That's either a UFO or a ghost. Gotta be.

Just another day in the Zone.

Amarphasos
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do NOT post that picture
yes, THAT one
I say again
DO
NOT

cgi

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Post-production

Mustard gas

time jannies

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extradimensional entity trying to cross over but cannot due to some sort of interference due to various environmental factors, the energy displayed is the 'residue' so to speak of said unsuccessful crossing, which eventually fades away as the entity is lost between dimensions

what most people consider 'deer collisions' are actually 'successful' crossings of these entities, especially if it happened at night and on a road since for some reason, asphalt seems to possess properties that make these transfers of entities between dimensions 'work', for lack of a better term.
and if you've ever played Quake and know what a telefrag is, it's a similar gruesome end for whatever crossed over. For whatever reason a car passing through the exact location an entity enters our dimension from tends to end poorly. Probably the metals and plastics that make up the vehicle, causes it to prematurely transfer before it's fully acclimated, resulting in violent destabilization of the physical form it takes on when it has to conform to the laws of our reality.
That one pic that has a semi covered in gore and various organs is an example of an extremely large 'collision'.

God damn bro save some cunny for the rest of us.

>I wasn't aware of this so it's bullshit

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I'm a brainlet and can't understand any of this.

this is now my headcanon
thanks

>why yes, I do abduct minors, how could you tell?

This is what happens to all those offscreen hadoukens.

Yes I love to photoshop videos

I would unironically beat that car in with a baseball bat.

I don't understand why anyone would do this unless they have a really expensive car.

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post hands

I would unironically call the police while remaining in my own vehicle if I were to personally witness that.

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This is bullshit. Extradimensional travel is safe and we don't use shitty roads as waypoints, this is all a scam from car makers.

>that Borderlands Vladof sticker

clearly following in the footsteps of based cunnyseur Randy Pitchford

Thing not from our world tries to visit our world
Thing from other world has an unfortunate accident and gets lost between dimensions
shiny blue light is other world entity basically screaming its last before it's lost to the void forever

other world entity successfully enters our world but has to 'rest' first while it acclimates to different physical laws
car comes by, drives through still resting other world entity
our physics and their physics disagree violently and other world entity explodes into treats
person in car thinks they hit deer
thing they hit was definitely not deer

GET OUT OF MY DIMENSION NOW

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Ythotha's died nearby, that's her angry wisp of soul.

Based loli man.

>vladof

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makes perfect sense. Thanks! *meow*

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>spooky extradimensional ghost
>not smart enough to avoid roads

get owned lmao stupid phantasm

this isn't even entertaining
you come off as trying too hard for something that is obviously and painfully fake

Do any gamers here find rainbows kind of creepy?

Hey are you from the Berenstein dimension? Can you tell me how to get back please I don't like this one at all

> What is after effects
Doing that shit is easy, you'll be rendering for longer than it takes to make that effect.
>inb4 but it's not photoshop
Yeah well, neither is using bing or ddg "Googling", but people will say that anyway.

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imagine announcing to the world in no uncertain terms that you were a pedo

They have a million places on the Earth to stop and rest and you think that they're going to stop in the middle of a fucking road?

I want to genetically engineer monstrous fauna and set them loose in a park where people can fight them for a fee.

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