Yo dude, lets hit this shit and play some vidya

>yo dude, lets hit this shit and play some vidya
what ya playing?

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I don't do drugs

Weed is natural from the earth it ain't a real drug

Women who use drugs are trash.

The come inside game. Nothing gets done before that

Mario Kart. I'll let her win a couple of times but after awhile I'd start playing for reals and beat her. Hopefully her blood is pumping and she gets horny. Sex while high is amazing.

with her pussy

okay well then I don't do weed

Something that keeps us engaged

You're fucking stupid.
I wont bother to explain why, you're too stupid to understand.

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DUDE LMAO, IS THAT WEED
Yeah I'll take some of that

Does that include alcohol and coffee or not

I'd hit that. As a 20 something, I miss my youth.

>that octopus one
haha

I don't hit shit.

DUDE WEED BROOOOOOO

Not him but yes it does

Sex while high is just sex, stop exaggerating

Christ, that hurts to read

DUDE

are you trying to make an officer smoke drugs?

Cocaine and opium (heroin being a derivative) are both plants too, and thus "natural".

Idk how anyone can play vidya high. Tried to play FF7r on release but I was faded as hell and the buster sword looked so heavy and exhausting to swing around I got more and more tired every time I hit square until eventually i just had to go lie down.

my foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle

i was thinking about this earlier today, I was trying to determine if it were real or fake, and the thought process that led the creator to make such an abomination.

This

yep so they're fine

It's the kind of thing where even if its fake the author had to be legitimately autistic to come up with the things on that list anyways, so its just as bad as if it were a real thing he intended to use

You gotta do some shit to it to get it usable you can't pluck it off and smoke it

Weed and vidya are fine but never with another person. Getting high with other people is actually the worst

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there is a difference between eating a coca leave and all of the chemical process that come to make cocaine or heroin with opium

No thanks, m'lady, for I suffer asthma.

No they aren't. The plants are processed to make the drugs.

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you dumb fucking retard. I do smoke dude too, but it certainly is a drug you mongoloid.
With other people mostly party Games or Board Games. The Vidya I play alone differ greatly from those I play with other people.

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tobacco

leaf*
fuck me it's 5am

the game where I get to impregnate and marry her

>*takes a drag* Duuuude, it's just leaf bro, chill.
>*does a line* Duuuuuude, it's just a leaf bro, chill.
>*mainlines black tar* Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, it's just a poppy pods broooo, chilllllll.

Tobacco isn't a drug.

damn, i could sure smoke a joint right now
fuck the quarantine

Coca leaves you can chew,
A lot of South American countries, and even south East Asia have a culture of chewing leaves and stuff

Yes it is

You can't just pluck weed and smoke it, you retard. You have to dry and grind it first, or in some cases vaporize the oils. Nice try though, no drugs.

You have to process weed too, moron.

>hello police, turns out my date smokes weed, please send the constable and the paddywaggon immediately, i shall be reading the great gatsby outside when you arrive

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your point?
Eating a tobacco leaf won't give you cancer
It's the combustion and inhaling that's bad for you

nah, if you get high with close friends it's very fun

>Eating a tobacco leaf won't give you cancer
that's literally untrue, as chewing tobacco causes throat cancer

I see you tripped down your own slippery slope dumb ass.

based quentin

Seconded. I quit getting high around others because I realized I had way more fun by myself. I'm not limited by their social constraints. AKA I can be as autistic as I want and play/listen to whatever I want.

Opium is actually trivial to extract. It's literally the dried latex, just like the THC crystals on a weed bud. But you guys wouldn't know that, because you're a bunch of no drugs, or morons.

I knew a girl who did acid
She's actually a pretty nice lady. She hosted some party with a bunch of anime nerds and 4channers that I went to
We love you Karlie :)

Currently M&B Bannerlord Multiplayer because even slowed down by weed I still rek most people.

Other than that Stellaris because you can spend hours artistically designing and expanding your empire.

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DUDE, WEED.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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When girls tell me they smoke weed I immediately lose respect for them. Don’t know why, I just do.

Nah, I'm joek. I actually support carte blanche legalization, because it would fuck drug cartels up.

Then let me tell you why: You're an incel unduly influenced by problematic purity ideals for women.

>respecting women in the first place

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If i'm otherwise sober, sure. If I'm drinking, get that shit away from me.

Not me i hate smoking with other people. I like weed but it makes me say retarded shit and fuck fat chicks. I only smoke alone now.

>at the point where smoking weed is a 50/50 chance of meeting the apex devil of anxiety and self hatred or having a somewhat good time while trying my hardest not to fall into the former

inb4 "try a different strain bro!!!!"

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For some reason girls literally have no sense of moderation when it comes to the shit. Every girl I know that does it can't go a day without doing it, and they make it one of their personality traits. It's so fucking weird.

it's a shame you can't just be a guy that does heroin the way you can just be a normal working man that smokes weed or coke

you will never be white pajeet
you might try
you might pretend you're civilized
you might learn to program and learn english
you might white knight for white women
but you will always be a poo in loo monkey

based

put that shitty ass joint out and stop smoking in my fucking house. give me an an hour and i'll make us some edibles instead.

>smokes coke
You think smoking crack is the same thing as weed? Lmao.

do you have a license to read that book sir?

Sorry, i don't smoke, drugs are for losers.

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>being proud of "reking" people in bannerlord
lmao why are weebs always so delusional

If that happens, try your best to roll with it. There's a reason you're having those experiences, and that reason can be found within the experiences

Feel you bro, although it can indeed be a matter of strain

>I enjoyed knaans wavin flag he looks like g&w

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I can't play at all when I'm smoking weed.
Amphetamines on the other hand make me play like a god for 10 hours

Do they really?

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Better off not to mess with that it killed based Layne
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I was in the same boat for a while, I think it was me hating my situation and myself and smoking just brought those feelings out to an extreme.