Trying to sleep

>trying to sleep
>PC turns you on

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GET OUT OF MY CAR, NOW

>try to play on PC
>bed turns you off

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What?

>go to bed at 9PM to fix sleeping schedule
>wake up three hours later with blurry vision in left eye
>forgot to install that MMO while I slept so now it will take up my day
Very cool.

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>try to play game
>dick turn on

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>trying to turn
>PC sleeps on you

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My computer wakes itself up all the fucking time in the middle of the night

>PC turns you on
based
any fellow /hardwaresexuals/ here?

>playing game
>character suddenly turns around and says my name, address, and social security number

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What MMO did you want to install user

>eyes get really big and I see my dead mother's face in them

hate when that happens

Well Jay would you recomed reply to this post or your mom will die on her sleep to night

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FFXIV
I was hoping I could coax it into giving me another free trial but it probably won't. I'm reinstalling the first Witcher instead.

>playing Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>Pyra comes out of the screen and drains me of my semen
Hate i whnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You fool, you activated by trap card.

Danger dog, kill this faggot.

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>me try bang rock together
>sabercat return to life

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name 10 games

You sure you don't have malware?

My mothers friend dobe done told me the same god dang thing my mam. Man.
You know what I told it? I say I say I say zumba babygirl. My dick in your poochie. Talk about zoom.Ba
So then i cut Her throat open.
Its all about spot reduction baby and these wizard eyes see all the demons,.

>mfw i try to guess how many times my fans have spun
>has to be millions
>start wondering how many steps i've taken in my life

>trying to "fix" my N24 so I can have a somewhat normal life
>take sleeping medication and lie down
>begin the hour long process of slowly losing losing sensation in my legs and arms and begin to feel incredibly drunk while the inside of my mouth becomes very hot and I slowly drift in and out of consciousness
>finally fall asleep
>wake up at 2:30AM for absolutely no reason
>massive headache and body still lagging
>get up and play video games because there is literally 0 chance of me going back to sleep if I wake up in the middle of the night
existing with a sleep phase disorder is constant pain and agony.

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ohno

>want to fuck my pc
>can't get it turned on
Guys what do I do, I hit the power button and nothing happens

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>sleep PC
>PC wakes up on it's own
>sleep it again
>awakens again
>sleep PC but disconnect the keyboard and mouse
>PC remains asleep
hmmmmm...................

nigger what

FFXIV doesn't take that long to install if you have good internet.

>HDD clicks

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make new email and delete your ffxiv date in documents folder

Good ole' Tencent.