How do I become a youkai?
How do I become a youkai?
You could become a zashiki-warashi if you never leave your room.
Do you want Reimu to exterminate you?
You want to become an anime Loli? Sorry, it's not possible. Plus, your life would be so shit. I mean, look at how small their bodies are.
No I want to become a buff oni that's over 7 feet tall
Drink alcohol
Steal a grimoire from the Scarlet Library
Usually you gotta die while filled with hatred or something. Direct yourself into the nearest nu-tortanic thread, die, and see what you become.
Very based
I want to date this user after he transforms
What's your favorite type of youkai?
really old youkai
You sure? Imagine the musk.
By killing yourself.
he didn't say he'd become female
Either way is fine
Why are you addicted to Big Red Oni Cock, user? It's not healthy.
By rippening through that canvas.
Being able to play with his horn and feel up his body while sitting on his hard dick is its own reward
You need to eat the heart of very remarkable human.
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How do I become unidentifiable?
fall into a vat of lye
Drink green goo in a bottle labeled "do not drink". It will turn you into a monster. You will be horny for days after transforming though.
is that lumia
Hey, i wonder what this potion does. Tastes weird...
It turns you into Marisa?
Huh. Neat.
You occupy the zeitgeist of asians long enough to physically manifest.
*Turns into 10 foot Oni*
convince enough people that you're some sort mystical being that only manifests if they believe you