WAKE UP CRACKA. SHE'S GONE

WAKE UP CRACKA. SHE'S GONE.

THAT SON OF A HONKY ASS MUTHAFUCKIN ASS PUNK BITCH AND HE MOTHERFUCKIN UNFORSEEN ASS CONSEQUENCES N SHEIT.

I KNEW IT BE LIKE THIS.

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half life was never known for its realism

>Gordon I need you to fuck my daughter....... please gordon....... pleasee......

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He's unironically like this in hla. In hl2 he was a chill and caring father figure, in hla he is generic black guy #3278. They better fix his personality in hl3.

All black fathers are like this when any normal white man interacts with their daughter. FACT!!!!

>nooooo you can't just be hopped up on adrenaline after a near death experience with a combine advisor and then be angry when your daughter is kidnapped immediately afterward stop overreacting that's NOT YOUR CHARACTER!!!

he's a based black man so of course he cares about his family

Eli was great in Alyx and I love how angry he makes Yas Forums

This. Eli is a role model for aspiring fathers.

ELI NO