WAKE UP CRACKA. SHE'S GONE.
THAT SON OF A HONKY ASS MUTHAFUCKIN ASS PUNK BITCH AND HE MOTHERFUCKIN UNFORSEEN ASS CONSEQUENCES N SHEIT.
I KNEW IT BE LIKE THIS.
WAKE UP CRACKA. SHE'S GONE.
THAT SON OF A HONKY ASS MUTHAFUCKIN ASS PUNK BITCH AND HE MOTHERFUCKIN UNFORSEEN ASS CONSEQUENCES N SHEIT.
I KNEW IT BE LIKE THIS.
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half life was never known for its realism
>Gordon I need you to fuck my daughter....... please gordon....... pleasee......
He's unironically like this in hla. In hl2 he was a chill and caring father figure, in hla he is generic black guy #3278. They better fix his personality in hl3.
All black fathers are like this when any normal white man interacts with their daughter. FACT!!!!
>nooooo you can't just be hopped up on adrenaline after a near death experience with a combine advisor and then be angry when your daughter is kidnapped immediately afterward stop overreacting that's NOT YOUR CHARACTER!!!
he's a based black man so of course he cares about his family
Eli was great in Alyx and I love how angry he makes Yas Forums
This. Eli is a role model for aspiring fathers.
ELI NO