WAKE UP CRACKA. SHE'S GONE.
THAT SON OF A HONKY ASS MUTHAFUCKIN ASS PUNK BITCH AND HE MOTHERFUCKIN UNFORSEEN ASS CONSEQUENCES N SHEIT.
I KNEW IT BE LIKE THIS.
WAKE UP CRACKA. SHE'S GONE
Justin Wood
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Christopher Davis
half life was never known for its realism
Caleb Butler
>Gordon I need you to fuck my daughter....... please gordon....... pleasee......
Adrian Cooper
He's unironically like this in hla. In hl2 he was a chill and caring father figure, in hla he is generic black guy #3278. They better fix his personality in hl3.
Nolan Cox
All black fathers are like this when any normal white man interacts with their daughter. FACT!!!!
Owen Morales
>nooooo you can't just be hopped up on adrenaline after a near death experience with a combine advisor and then be angry when your daughter is kidnapped immediately afterward stop overreacting that's NOT YOUR CHARACTER!!!
Jonathan Brooks
he's a based black man so of course he cares about his family
James Cox
Eli was great in Alyx and I love how angry he makes Yas Forums
Tyler Bennett
This. Eli is a role model for aspiring fathers.
Michael Stewart
ELI NO
Joshua Powell
A moment Gordon...
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Nolan Richardson
>They better fix his personality in hl3.
they did in 2007
Camden Russell
based
Zachary Carter
TAKE A HIT OF THIS GORDY, THIS SHIT WILL SEND YOU BACK TO ZEN ON GOD
Andrew Brooks
lol imagine smoking one with eli and gordon
Kayden Reed
wtf is this crap behind eli. dog looked so much better in episode 2
Evan Morgan
why did valve turn him into stereotypical frantic nigger? he was calm and collected back then.
Xavier Brooks
G-Man stole Alyx from him and he freaked out. This is akin to crying about Alyx crying when Eli dies in episode 2
>OH MY GOD ALYX IS SO COOL AND COLLECTED ALL THE TIME WHY IS SHE CRYING LIKE A BABY WTF
I guess autistic people don't understand how to react to certain situations and don't know what love or to be loved feels like so I'll give you a pass this time I suppose.
Nicholas Scott
the fact that you can't understand why someone would be frantic about losing their only family member to an unknown force is proof that you are indeed autistic
Landon Brooks
are you braindead
Luis Evans
ALYX GET YO SKINNY ASS BACK TO HQ WE GOTTA FREE MY NIGGA GORDON FROM CUBEJAIL MOTHAFUCKIN GMAN TELEPORTED HIS ASS OUTTA KANG MESA LIKE 15 YEARS AGO
Jason Wood
>FREE MY NIGGA GORDON FROM CUBEJAIL
WE GOTTA GET GORDON OUTTA THAT WACK-ASS CRYSTAL PRISON
Sebastian King
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compare this eli to the ape nu-eli of hl2:alyx. rage and grief suddenly doesn't switch your personality with a hollywood nigger. faggot writers should go suck black cocks for that writing.
Hunter Anderson
>giant head with a mustache and a baseball cap on backwards
?????????
Robert Garcia
glad you finally noticed
Anthony Carter
where?
Nolan Turner
>Why yes, I will stay calm and collected after almost having my spinal fluid sucked out and having my daughter kidnapped by an ever present entity that keeps fucking with me and my friends. How could you tell?
Logan Morgan
>autistic and schizophrenic
yikes
Caleb Adams
>GORDON! QUICK! SHE HAS A FULLY-
Logan Johnson
>In no immediate danger
>Is clearly startled by what alyx says to him
Vs
>Just had a life or death situation
>Had daughter taken from him right before his eyes
>Just put 2 and 2 together that this is what these "unforeseen consequences" ment
He has every right to be pissed off that this other worldy entity keeps fucking with him.
James Cook
MY BBC IS HARD FOR REVENGE GORDON!! THAT WYTE BOI MESSED WITH THE WRONG NIGGA!
Camden Lopez
but a black man speaking like that is realistic
Camden Morris
You get what you deserve
Nicholas Thompson
I KNEW THESE WHITE DEVILS WAS UP TO NO GOOD